Beware the certainty of youth.
dem is ground up bones. Not going to be great for your plumbing. Like I get it, but don’t fuck yourself over
You are talking to someone who posted a Twitter screenshot. Lemmy user Track_Shovel is not the person who flushed grandma’s fascist ashes down the toilet.
nuh uh
Them and cm00003 get me sometimes.
…next time sprinkle the dust in while you flush the toilet. Don’t just dump it in like diarrhea.
Yeah, spiting Grandma from beyond the grave isn’t worth the plumbing bill lol.
Unironically, yes.
Instant Nazi* Grandma™ – Just Add (Toilet) Water!
Edit: Thanks, @smeenz@lemmy.nz, I was looking for the right adjective but I was distracted at the time.
- instant nazi
Call a Doctor if your poo looks like that
When the hot sauce is too spicy and you shit straight ash.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. There’s still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you’ve got a stew going
As we used to say on Reddit (RIP Reddit!): I’ll take things that didn’t happen for $5000, Alex
Fascist Ashes
Say that as fast as you can ten times. This will conjure a spell to instantly turn all fascists into ashes.
Done.
Pretty hardcore . This has a high likelihood of needing a plumber. Best to dump little bits at a time than a big clump at once.
The Eternal Swirly. A lot of boomers deserve nothing less.
We can say it. The conservative ones.
Wonder how much the plumber’s invoice came to.
If your toilet can’t flush the ashes of a single corpse, you need a better toilet. I mean, c’mon.
I recently got the Cyclosporiasis; I can tell you from experience that even a crummy toilet can flush a handful of Powdered Grandma™*
* May require multiple flushes
I won’t buy anything less than a three-corpse toilet, personally.
At the toilet store. Salesman pounds the side of a toilet. “This is a three-corpser, or your money back!”
Salesman nods at the luxury version…“of course with this one, you don’t even need to cremate the body first!”
Need at least 3 cpf
AnY tHiNg BuT tHe MeTrIc SySTeM
Yeah i can’t tell you how much time i’ve saved by no longer having to flush each one individually, countless hours
And you saw a receipt in the trash for a toilet from Home Depot that was the exact same size as yours, but with a joke hole that was just for farts
I love it when she lets me use the joke hole
They’re really not ashes. It’s mostly ground up bones.
Cremains. They’re just colloquially called ashes.
Maybe if you let grandma soak and she gets all clumpy it would have a bit of trouble. Nothing a plunger to the face won’t fix.
Called the plumber, but he is being held by ICE, allegedly. No way to know for sure.
Most conservatives slide right down like it’s where they came from.
Rest in Shit, Grandma
Rest In Piss
Ashes isn’t the best thing to throw into the toilet.
Sprinkle a few in with every bowel movement. Easier on your toilet, and more poop exposure for the remains.
Eating Grandma’s ashes would cut a lot of hassle and time…
Anyone want some bone-apple tea?
The apples really bring out that boney flavor.
I didn’t eat grandma while she was alive, why would that change once she’s dead?
Maybe she’d be alive today if you did.
Or take it as a fiber supplement, 1 tbsp every morning with water
Yeah they’re supposed to sit above the water
it is floating, gradma ate lots of fiber
or she’s a witch
Who are you so wise in the ways of shit?
We still have to experiment the theory of the dead Grand Ma being a witch. Does anyone have a duck?
Small rocks.
Bread!
Possibly a very small rock
True. Nazi ashes are!
Terrible for both the environment and your sewer system.
Why the environment? Ashes are fertilizer
Human ashes are not a fertilizer looked this up years ago, when I was obsessed with finding the most environmentally friendly way to dispose of human bodies. Something to do with with the balance of nutrients, as well as the salt and ph levels I think makes it toxic to plants. I’m pretty sure that’s right but I know its toxic pretty sure its a mixture of those things.
Depends on dosage. I thought if scattered reasonably it was just not overly effective but ultimately not really a problem either. Crematorium gardens seem alright so I doubt the ashes can be overly toxic.
As with anything, the dose makes the poison
Circa Survive intensifies
So perfectly safe to flush, your sewage is not going straight into the environment. It’s either treated or held in a septic tank and disposed of after it’s emptied.
Sure some stuff may get out of either system, but the dose makes the poison as they say.
I wouldn’t plant tomatoes in a mix of compost and human ashes, but if I scattered it across a whole field of tomatoes there would be no impact.
I like you.
Conservatives are terrible for the environment. Confirmed.
“Terrible” is overstating it.
Taking “Rest in piss” to a more literal level
Sooo many people falling for obvious bait. Or are there additional levels of irony I’m not grasping?
Trolls trolling Trolls trolling Trolls …
What is the bait?
Classic shitpost.
Found the Trump voter
