I prefer Re***t

I believe his pick up line was: “Listen missy, do you fancy another go? Because once you’ve had fat you never go back.”

He had other lines the ladies love like:

“First things first. Where’s your shitter?! I’ve got a turtle head poking out!”

Just moistened binks lobbing scimitars everywhere out there.

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It’s like a di-pole, two opposites separated by distance.

Well, I guess I’m not a Juggalo. Magic isn’t everywhere.

Extra hard. Get that nice green tint. That’s how you know they are done.

Yea, That just laying there.

It’s the brown eye of the tiger, it’s the thrill of the fight

Risin’ up to the challenge of our rival

And the last known survivor builds Legos in the night

And he’s watching us all with the brown eye of the tiger

In a few thousand years, that Bass Pro will be long collapsed and rusted to dust, while the stone Pyramids are still standing.

More likely Diabetes.

The dwarves of yore made mighty tabs,

Windows open like unsightly slabs

In websites deep, where dark things creep,

In mother’s basement beneath the hells.

I mean, it could just as easily been a photo edit from 10+ years ago. You don’t need AI to swap out a poster on a geology science fair.

Yes, her destructive beliefs, like, Checks notes… turning the other cheek.

Where does she get these terrible ideas? Probably some book they never read. Book reading is fur libtards.

Guess which of the following quotes are Tump, and which are Jay.

(Hint, Jay knows how to find the little man in the boat, Trump just fumbles around down there.)

1: “I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fing face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you’ll see this fing face. I make that sht work. It does whatever the f** I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little f***, none of you little fs out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little f. Then I rub my nose with it.”

2: "I moved on her like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look.

Yeah, that’s her. With the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything

Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything."

It would be better if not for the fact that her “clothes” are the bun and condiments, so it’s nekked titties. At least give the poor thing a mustard bikini top.

“This guy gets it!”

Yea.

While I’m a big fan of NaCl, there are plenty of other great salts out there.

CaCl is better for de-iceing my driveway.

Sodium hydroxide is great for cleaning my clothes.

Sodium carbonate is best for making my hard water softer.

That’s just a few of the great salts!

Follow my helldiver’s live steam to hear about more!!!?

Cops / military open carry because they already have the uniform, and the implications that has (legal use of force, training, and back up). Private citizens are safer if they conceal carry for a number of reasons, here are two:

Privacy. Some people get intimidated and / or think open carry is a political statement. Which it is sometimes, but not usually. If you open carry, it’s better to do in appropriate settings and with groups. Day to day carry, it is better to just blend in with the crowd.

Security/safety. If you open carry you need to be prepared for someone trying to disarm you or shoot you first, because they know where your weapon is, and that you have it. It’s not really worth the deterant value. In conflict it’s better to have the element of surprise rather than be surprised by someone who knows who has a gun, and where they are.

I was going to go with whale songs, but that works too. Yo ho!

You like the El Camino?

Then you will love the Duo Camino.