Garbage day, you say?

2. Draw the rest of the fucking owl

If this is true it will be the funniest goddamn thing in US history.

It would almost make Trump’s political career worth it.

Round off the edges and I might actually start to like it. Looking like it was a school project is probably the only charm they can hope for.

Don’t kink shame.

But what if the danger (glass) makes it even hotter?

Poison gas > growl, obviously.

That I have to go through and count the digits before I know how to say the number aloud (4 billion…) seems like a flaw with how we write numbers.

It’s a weaver! No, wait, that one works…

The Very Hungry Caterpillar, by Eric Carle…

I am on board with antifa’s efforts to reclaim red and black.

Hmm, What’s New Pussycat is a lot longer than I thought it was…

This meme is either 1 day or 200 years out of date.

Shit, 4,6 seconds. I really needed that money, too.

It’s actually a trick, if you don’t respond “Yup” in Turkish, you fail, because you shouldn’t need to have been told to learn Turkish.

In this case, the loss was billions of investor dollars.

Burning your house down will soften that butter right up.

The factory must grow.

You say he’s an idiot, but at least he’s not as dumb as the carpenters who put their pay from working on the ark into their savings.