We called it the Darth Vader voice.

“trough”? That’s a new one to add to this thing:

English is a tough language. It can be mastered through thorough thought though, while you sit next to a trough.

Same! I’m Gen-X and promised myself at age 4 when I witnessed my dad was always stumbling into the house drunk & ill & scary, I have no desire to put any poison into my body. Still never have and never will.

I’m curious what the doctors remedies for hiccups were, that didn’t involve inflating his abdomen. My go-to trick for curing hiccups is taking in a deep breath as deep as physically possible, then swallowing as many times as I can while holding my breath. But that wouldn’t be great during abdominal rest because taking in a deep breath causes the belly to expand.

Hey, show some appreciation for Adam Sandler. His earliest works were beloved by all at the time. Big Daddy & Happy Gilmore & The Wedding Singer were adorable.

Then you write"DIAD" instead of lol

LIMHWNOFE

laughed in my head, with no outward facial expression

No fair. This technique is for those of us who need to escape torturous misery. You’re just hoarding happiness at this point!

Reminds me of stupid me after I received a ginormous family inheritance I went through a phase of buying every stupid little thing that I would’ve never bought before. It was sometime around the implosion of the John McAfee empire debacle I was vaguely aware that something was going awry with him & the company but I was lost in my own little world buying post-it notes at a Staples store.

At the checkout counter the employee brought my attention to a small display of heavily discounted McAfee antivirus software something-something for only $5 and all my conscious brain knew at the time was

“Wow, didn’t that used to cost $40-$75? and McAfee has been in the news lately. I have no idea what’s going on but yes I will pay $5 for this thing.” 🤦🏼‍♀️

It was completely useless and I doubt I ever took it out of the package before eventually throwing it away.

Do you want to like revolting? Or did you omit some punctuation?

Can we, like, revolt already?

First you must master the art of lucid dreaming. Come back and let me know when you’ve mastered that. Then I’ll tell you the next step.

Coping mechanisms are becoming increasingly elaborate with the advancement of time.

I choose to believe that you’re the authentic Bill Murray from OG Ghostbusters.

Anyway how’s her Albanian island takeover pet project going? Hopefully it’s come to a permanent halt before it even started.

Yes but he was just quoting Neil deGrasse Tyson who was quoting Albert Einstein quoting Abraham Lincoln.

It’s like The Onion. Satire but could easily be true.

Is that tire pressure gauge archaic? It’s handy & effective & requires no electricity. I keep one in my glove box.

Don’t give them any more credit than they deserve, calling them a whole entire world 🌍

Whenever I see the word kerning or keming I think of Ken Jennings. I don’t feel like explaining why, it’s just a vague similarity and that’s the direction my brain goes.

Are those all lowercase M’s? Ya gotta mix in some R’s & N’s somewhere because…

Oh I see inferno.

Ok but that would be funny too if it was infemo.