Isn’t Babylon Bee like The Onion?

Ye olde rent-a-horse

Nah, we’ll just rent them for a few hours.

I don’t know man, have you had any from an overweight one? SO much juicier compared to a regular female.

I’m just drunk and talking shit, but now I wanna know, is there a difference in embryos based on their parent’s fitness level? Does pegnatcy diet affect the embryos growth … rate? … or whatever? Does it affect the babies weight at birth?

I find that their diets make a difference.

Careful. I’m pretty sure that’s how a lot of horror movies start.

And the cheesemakers.

Seat save belts lives

So wholesome. ☺️

But somehow WE are the snowflakes … 🙄

I’m an ass man too.

Kinda relevant here

What kind of country music? Cause she could be in the right here: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jRdkrDk0BQ0

Did everyone get their ape costume?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=va1BoAZPAv0

With Pumpkinhead https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095925/

A knight’s front tail.

PO-TAY-TOES

Alfredo’s nut sauce.