Not as bad as that last segment in Creepshow.

I would suggest that “sexy” is in the eye of the beholder. Plenty of people think overweight and even obese people are sexy.

You should exercise for your health, not because you think it will make you sexier.

Are you an ant?

This is how the robots take over. They’re going to make us all busy frying individual rice grains.

Are you telling me you’re questioning an AI that has no concept of hunger or taste or what cooking is on a matter of cooking?

Ah, well then I’m going to delete. No point making fun of such a thing when it’s normal in India and not a fuckup.

What’s amazing is that a significant number of people did take him seriously. I honestly do not understand why.

He’s pre-Burt’s fame, I think.

It’s the Plan 9 From Outer Space of Christian Movies: If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?

The director, Ron Ormond, made a bunch of cheap exploitation films in Hollywood before finding Jesus in the message of Mississippi evangelical reverend Estus T. Pirkle. Why? I have no idea. He’s not especially charismatic and he sounds like an idiot.

But Ron moved down to Mississippi and decided to keep making exploitation movies, but make them Jesusy. He made four of them with the Rev, but that one is the funniest.

You can see the whole thing on the Internet Archive: https://archive.org/details/if-footmen-tire-you-what-will-horses-do-1971-dir.-ron-ormond-final-reconstruction-hd-267159565

Also, there was an LP version of Pirkle’s sermon delivered in the film. That version was sampled by the band Negativland for what is probably the song they’re most well-known for, Christianity is Stupid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrt6o81ku5o

Never look up music albums made by white American Christians in the 1960s. You will regret it.

Movies, on the other hand…

If you have a girlfriend, she has my pity. But she can probably help you find it.

I like it in concept.

A big mirror thing in an organic shape is a cool idea.

The shape chosen is the problem. Actually, if it looked like it did in the meme, I’d like it a lot more.

It was a reference to a crappy Katie Perry song. But I repeat myself.

I kissed a girl and I liked it, but as I’m a heterosexual man, that’s not especially transgressive.

You do you, friend. It grossed me out.

People with severe smell sensitivity who can’t cook because of it.

Which would be me.

Would you put cinnamon on fettuccine alfredo?

What, doesn’t everyone have a haptic compass belt?

https://www.instructables.com/Haptic-Compass-Belt/

Hi. American here with atypical trigeminal neuralgia.

I don’t even bother with analgesics for anything at this point. You hit 10 on the pain scale enough times and anything below 6 you mostly shrug off.

Unless I stub my toe. That shit hurts like a motherfucker.

I liked Chicken McNuggets when I ate meat, and then one day I learned that they have four pre-stamped shapes and something about that grossed me out so I never ordered them again.