If you want ceiling tits, you better pull yourself up by your ceiling bootstraps.

Sorry. Can’t pay attention to this thread. Too busy typing 5318008 into my calculator.

The contractor?

Hey, they call those rice paper things in Japan walls too, so…

Hey, it’s the door of our bathroom!

Even more of a reason then… but it’s not true, so it’s moot.

Gotcha.

I could totally believe Microsoft did some kind of stupid deal with LinkedIn.

It was news to me. But then I haven’t used Windows more than trivially in years.

Gives me even less of a reason now.

Gen-X here. We had to figure out acoustic modems and we didn’t have internet, we had local BBSes.

We also had to figure out the C-64.

LOAD “$”,8,1
LIST
LOAD “WHATEVER”,8
RUN

Tom said he was my friend, but did he offer to help when I was moving to a new apartment?

You don’t already?

Do you even want that IT job?

You’re fooling yourself. They were living in a dictatorship, a self-perpetuating autocracy, in which the working class dinosaurs…

Just because T-Rex has those little arms didn’t mean it wasn’t good at typing!

“You either fight the Kevin or you become the Kevin.”

Like pretty much every scene he’s in when he’s in the Spy Kids movies.

People who grew up with those movies must be in for a real shock if they ever end up watching Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!

Nepsome

That is my favorite thing Bill Hicks ever did. Just a perfectly-crafted routine. I realize it’s not his most political or anything, but just in terms of craft, it’s amazing.

God damn, was this high school in Canada? What is coming out of them, maple syrup?

I really wish I could get this across to the FuckCars people in countries other than the U.S.

I just moved from Terre Haute, Indiana in the U.S. to Blackburn in England. The fact that virtually everything you need is within a half-hour walk, most of it much less, cannot be overstated. It’s just not like that in the U.S. Terre Haute has something like 40% the population of Blackburn and driving from one end of town to another, and the shops are spread out all over town, takes 45 minutes.

Telstar.