“It’s not a bug, it’s a feature”

Mom!

“Don’t stick your d*ck in crazy”

Peak Bri’ish cuisine

Big if true

Strange, it works for me (on wefwef/voyager)

BNE

(Big Nose Energy)

be me

Plato, philosopher extraordinaire

trying to write “The Republic” but keep getting distracted

student Theaetetus shows up

he’s like “hey Plato, when’s the last time you went on a date?”

tfw too busy contemplating the ideal forms to get a real girlfriend

tfw only girl interested in me is Socrates’ cousin who keeps asking about dialectics

”Maybe if you stop talking about cave shadows, girls will like you, bro”

Theaetetus thinks he’s funny

mfw dude has a point

try to go on a date

ask her if she’s ever considered how the soul yearns for true knowledge beyond the physical realm

she asks if I know a guy named Aristotle

apparently, he just talks about practical things, like biology or something

tfw getting ghosted by girls who want literal shadows over my allegorical ones

Not the asshole. Your cat, your rules

evil math teacher laughing in background

Yes, simple doodle below for anyone wondering.

You start from left, and calculate them 1 by 1, based on the angles that you already know. It is quite simple actually, you just have to know they always add up to 180 (within triangle, and when you “split” the space over a straight line).

*vertical cross sold separately

Yes, I’ve seen that one. This might be either a parody, or some idiot who tried to recreate it

Chad Thundercock

Chat Thundercope

Attitude

Things that don’t require effort:

• …
• Effort
• …

Hmmm 🤔

I ended up around 1.3 per can, ordered 3 boxes with some discount. Will order one again soon, as they are throwing me another discount if I leave a review.

Defintely not cheap, but also not too far from brand name energy drink prices in Germany. Of course in Easter EU you can get Hell or something similar for around 0.5-0.6, it’s hard to beat that.

That’s just the caffeine…

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