Cold brew espresso might just give you the powers of The Flash.

Can I have Freud’s mom? I heard she was smokin’ hot.

Ahem… It’s a HOOK AND LOOP commercial. 😌

Pop Rock is a thing. Or was a thing, once. 🤷‍♂️

I can tune to the oldies station these days and hear Linkin Park. 😭

🎵Yummy yummy yummy,

I love cum on my tummy🎵

Does it play on the oldies station? Then it’s an oldie.

Does it play on the rock station? Then it’s rock.

Does it play on the pop station, and sound like the most manufactured, fake, and passionless bullshit you ever heard? Then it is most definitely pop music.

If you can’t give me exact, accurate details about your own fucking product, then I will not be buying your product. If it even actually exists, which I would now be doubtful of.

I read winter as water and thought that was the clearest underwater shot I had ever seen, only to look back at the title and see I need to wake up more.

It does kinda look like it could be in the ocean until you notice the tree behind the rocks.

Bird wings are hotter than bat wings, IMO.

The person who downvoted this doesn’t understand Greek mythology. Or they just think Cronus shoulda ate Zeus 🤷‍♂️

This is what my cows in Minecraft look like.

I am firmly of the mind it’s because the extra fiber added in the meat while also generally having beans and either they get too much and do have the shits, or are constipated so often, a normal soft poo feels like diarrhea to them.

Just… Stop touching things covered in germs. 🤷‍♂️

It was a ban for saying “I concur” on a post of a woman in a shirt that said “It’s always morally acceptable to punch a Nazi.” The post itself was never removed, but all the comments agreeing with it were removed and users banned. The appeal was basically “yo, what the fuck? are y’all nazi sympathizers?”

I do share the same sentiment as women upon being told I should smile more. Maybe if the world wasn’t so fucked up I would. 🤷‍♂️

When you catcall Ness but your name is Pokey.

I honestly don’t care. I’m pansexual. Some 50yo dudes are hot af. 🤷‍♂️

I got mine overturned. All it took was sending appeals every day for a week straight.

I ended up coming here less than a month later anyway, so it wasn’t really worth it.

I was taught to treat others the way I want to be treated, but this causes friction when I want to be harassed and catcalled the way cartoon construction workers harass and catcall women, but women don’t like that at all. 😩

ARMA can be quick. I have a mission up on the workshop that makes it basically Battlefield CP style gameplay with tickets and what-not, but you get to use the gnarly weapon physics and such of the milsim. King of the Hill is basically that, but much more thought out than what I made and people actually play it online.

ARMA is first and foremost a sandbox toolset. It can be whatever you want it to be, if you mess with the editor.

But also: The TTK in ARMA has a really wide range depending on weapon, distance, where you hit, and the fact that the game is jank as fuck so you can literally survive a tank shell sometimes.