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One of them will hold you down while the other stabs you to death with carrots.

I don’t like the one where I have to stand on my shoulders and compress my neck to be anally pounded from above. That one hurts my neck and back like hell.

It would have been great if this was on an actual Road Runner.

Drugs? OP thought it was hamburgers and French fries and not just two hotdogs.

Its a shitpost community. Its for shitposts. This is not a shitpost.

I thought the lesson was “only those of your same race are attractive.” Which I think might be objectively worse. The “duckling” was only “ugly” because it was actually a swan.

Pokémon are classified different than animals in the Pokémon world, so it’s not technically bestiality to fuck your vaporion.

There are some man made horrors I can comprehend; my mind likes to contemplate all sides that it can imagine. However, there are plenty of man-made horrors I can not comprehend because they are so fucked up, my brain couldn’t even imagine them.

🎵Voodoo lady

Shakin’ that stick, driving me crazy 🎵

I mean… All the oligarchs I can name are boomers or gen X.

I have a man, I have a pineapple.

Pineappleman!

I said you were a pendant, not that you were being pedantic

So I’m a piece of jewelry? 🤨

Who said I go frequently? It’s been ages. I really need a new brush, too… 😔

It’s ironic that Divide by Zero, a sizeable pro-AI instance, actually has rules requiring tagging AI content posted to communities not explicitly dedicated to AI content and the instances that are largely anti-AI do not.

I wasn’t being pedantic; I was being facetious. 😌

Having to log back in is just part of the Oral-B Brushing Experience™

I prefer the cheap-fucking manual brush my dentist gives me every visit experience.

“Why you wearing eye shadow, you fraud? Just don’t sleep and get real dark spots under your eyes, poser!”

I mean it’s in the name of the station type. There are only 40 songs.

This is just Fire. There will be no festivities. Just burning, man.

Bold faced lies.