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Rigger rigging.

It takes less effort to post a single paragraph of ranting than it does to edit the text on a meme image. In a way, this is a shittier shitpost than most.

The Tijuana dog changed my life. A customer had made one of those for me and my partner when we installed their internet. I was a little doubtful at first, seeing what was on it, but I was wrong to.

Are they basically stuck working there because of that specific visa they have (like the conditions for the visa are specifically for working at that one company), or could they actually find another place of employment?

“Hey, we may steal water from dry-ass places who barely have any to begin with and poison children in 3rd world countries but we aren’t monsters, man.” - Nestlé

A piggy bank even?

I just assume it’s a random doodad. Like a desk decoration or something. Why wouldn’t ancient people have had dumb bullshit that served no purpose other than it’s aesthetic value just like we do now?

Have you never heard of a vagina referred to as a roast beef sandwich? Marking it nsfw is part of the joke.

This is most excellent. The answer, I mean.

The fact there was an answer to be given is most assuredly not excellent.

IMO, comedy is even funnier when the joke is explained. It’s like the difference between knowing that the sky is blue, and knowing why the sky is blue.

How do I buy a prisoner and how much do they cost on average? 🤔

It’s what’s left in your pipe after smoking weed.

It was a 50/50. Given the other strange DMs I’ve gotten, I really couldn’t tell 100%.

Pretty sure the world was going to shit while he was still alive.

Tilt it so that one glass is above the other and then pour both in your mouth at the same time.

Could always just get a shelf and some mason jars filled with various beans to recreate the image, but in 3D.

You might be surprised to learn that people can be from one place, but live in another.

Oh so it was a bot.

I’ve had a few random PMs from confused people that were just one offs and thought this was one of them. But that is verbatim the message I got from the account.

It’s like people don’t even know what an aggregate site is any more. Everything is a repost unless you’re actually creating new shit. And I don’t mean just changing the text on a popular image.