You do realize that one day you too might be a senior citizen or handicapped, right?

Just another reason why we need to promote critical thinking and media literacy skills.

Yeah, it says tent the foil, not blanket. Seems pretty obvious.

Then your cover letter should say that.

Fantastic. Are you busy this Friday?

Hopefully that’s just one finger in there and not four.

Looked at some videos. I don’t see that working for me.

Lol. Not sure how the logistics of that would work out.

You can poop in a Gatorade bottle?

With a remote control?

What I’ve read is that they tried a couple of times to introduce bidets to US consumers but the majority of them thought they were too weird. I’m going out on a limb here and say this has something to do with the puritanical streak we have in the US and that spraying water on your ass to clean it will somehow lead to something sinful.

I once used a really nice bidet on a vacation to Europe. It wasn’t the cheap ones that are offered in the US that are basically just toilet seat attachments, everything was built in. It was porcelain but the sides were stainless steel. There was no handle to flush the toilet, but when you sat down and let your arms hang by your side you would feel a slight protrusion on the right side that your fingers would naturally press and out popped a remote control that would start the cleaning process. You could select the water temperature, the spraying pattern, the air dry temperature and a couple of other things. There was no toilet paper involved at all and you would be completely clean and dry afterwards. It was also self cleaning, and pretty much soundproof. I started my session with a loud fart and it was barely audible. Oh, and when we first checked into the room there were rose petals in the water in the toilet. So quiet toilets are out there but they cost multiple thousands of dollars. But they’re worth every penny.

That’s a good idea.

That’s hilarious.

What pisses me off about subtitles is when they start displaying lyrics to songs playing in the background.

Time to grow up!

From licking that donut to how pretentious and annoying her and that black chick were on that movie premiere tour to the ultra processed sliced deli meat brand of music she puts out that’s like so much else out there and her thinking she’s something special? I really don’t like her.

ROFL!

Tell me you’re not going to get laid without telling me you’re not going to get laid.

Lol. That’s quite the hint. I mean, of course, if you’re both consenting adults.