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Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

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  • Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip
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    This looks like a fascist Chris Farley

    • MangioneDontMiss@feddit.nl
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      how dare you.

      It looks like Andy Richter.

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        That is very accurate, just like the shooter. I must concede: you are correct

        Free Luigi

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    Face is too large

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      double chin is too small as well.

  • Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.socialOP
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    This shitpost was generated using AI Lemmy:

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      Explains why the face is too big. A human would have portrayed it more accurately.

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      Well, at least you’re calling it out. Neither up nor down for me then.

    • Rooty@lemmy.world
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      AI slop is the proper way of honoring this fuckstick.

      • JandroDelSol@lemmy.world
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        burning down a tree isn’t the way to go

        • jumping redditor [they/them]@sh.itjust.works
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          biofuel is rarely used for powering datacenters

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        if you think that you dont understand how bad ai usage actually is. ai hurts everyone.

    • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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      anyone would have made the face smaller. would have been better

    • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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      You got 10 fingers. Hit em both

    • lightnsfw@reddthat.com
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      Literally me right now.

  • jmsy@lemmy.world
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    My girlfriend had a heavy flow period yesterday. That much blood hasn’t gushed from a pussy since Charlie kirk was shot

    • SirMaple__@lemmy.ca
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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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      wow

    • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world
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      Yeah but I’m not shoving my face in Charlie’s neck.

      • Taldan@lemmy.world
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        deleted by creator

      • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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        Why not? Get the right mouthpiece and play him like a tuba

  • CostumeWorld@lemmynsfw.com
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    My costume this year:

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    He died as he lived, dismissing gun violence and lying about trans people. 😔

    • Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip
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      Sometimes, just sometimes - extremely rarely, ALMOST never - certain gun deaths are indeed ”worth it” as Charlie Kirk said

    • 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works
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      My dumb brain interpreted “lying about” in the sense of “with” or “around” and I was momentarily confused by the thought of CK lying with his head resting on a trans person’s chest. I need to get off the internet.

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        He probably did. You know all the republicans hate most what they can’t accept about themselves. Grindr servers crashed in AZ leading up to his memorial.

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    Finally a good use of ai

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    smile needs more gums

    • Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Bro is a Meatcanyon caricature

      • Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip
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        That is so accurate it hurts!

    • slaacaa@lemmy.world
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      We need to implement stronger gum control

    • all tomorrow's regrets@sh.itjust.works
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      Damn! Put a content warning on that shit. Scary giant gums ahead.

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      He’s like 80 percent gum

      • wabafee@lemmy.world
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        Also 2-3 % lead now.

      • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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        Fair but it’s rapidly decreasing

    • Zink@programming.dev
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      It also needs a conical upper jaw, such that the axis of each tooth is pointed at the center of his chin rather than straight down.

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    Face too big

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      Will nobody mention the wrong placement of the checks notes stigmata?

      • WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social
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        Oh dear…where is the respect?

        • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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          I left it in my pockets and it shrunk in the wash

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      It looks like John Candy and Dave Thomas had a baby.

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        Hey, John Candy was a really nice guy.

        • Sundray@lemmus.org
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          Agreed! I heard there’s a new documentary about him, but I don’t know when it’s supposed to come out.

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          so is Dave Thomas

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            I’ll be honest, I don’t know him.

            Edit; I’ve heard of Wendy’s.

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      Also feels weird that they don’t have him in a T-shirt.

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      Also doesn’t look anything like him.

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    Face is too proportionate to the head.

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    How disrespectful!

    The hole was on the sides, not the front.

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      How about all of the right sides & front?

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      Side*

      How did you manage to get that wrong?

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      What I cannot get about this arguement is that it’s entirely circular.

      We cannot implement gun law because implementing gun law would violate the existing law. Yeah, that’s called changing the law. Republicans do it all the time. Often to someone’s detriment.

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    The spout should be off to the right. Otherwise, it’s a great monument to a ventilated meat stick.

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    💀 I Loled at this so hard, the FBI spy van outside heard it.

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    Pretty accurate except the head isn’t big enough 😛

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