Oopsie poopsie

okay i put myself in the hole. now what?

in valerian the romantic leads look and act like siblings

Who pronounces pwned

I nominate the beanie with the propeller as the hat

mesothelioma

Gavin wishes

two reasons it is!

i cast eldritch blurst

I’m not reading a nonsensical screed on economic anything from someone who has demonstrated they don’t understand basic economics unless I’m paid

Please consult your local doctor adventurer if your vagina is inhabited by a troll

i am eager to see the new laser cooked burgers. whenever they invent them

don’t die giving a billionaire a handy

edit: wait, one billionaire, clutching their (gender neutral) penises. i might like this billionaire too

If we get to where everyone is tied up, no one can pull the lever

Agrajag would never

What’s wrong with you, don’t you know 4 billion people

Yes. You can. If you are responsible for pulling a lever to stop people from dying, and you don’t, that sounds very murdery to me

How fast is the train going can I make it to the person who’s tied down and lay with them

Sir this is a Wendy’s