First, I’d hang a long drapey sweater over the window so no one can see, then I’d drop trou, sit down, and unleash something that sounds like The Board from Control for five minutes straight, rattling windows and evacuating departments, then wipe, flush, wash hands, put my sweater back on, and leave.

I was born perfect at everything I can do well.

(Because everything I failed at I immediately stopped doing.)

I’ve been downvoted into the dirt a few times. It just means folks don’t have a homogenous opinion. As long as someone isn’t getting downvoted for bigotry, it’s fine and disagreement is okay.

And then he’d be in the future of '56 where people are calling each other “choom” and solar power doesn’t work cause of all the dust and pollution in the sky, but people wear two neckties sometimes.

I’m a five. It is what it is, and it is an axe in my head.

Can’t hardly see the red flags against the red klaxons and the nuclear detonations.

Just gotta fix up the place.

Sleep is my favorite affordable thing to eat.

Yup, I do play Balatro and Slay the Spire, but I’ll never ever play a game with any dark pattern in it.

Those are also good too.

However, so much stuff has started on iOS or PC/console, and eventually made it to the other side, that keeping track of exclusivity is difficult if not impossible. I don’t have this list memorized. Most mobile pbone gamers don’t think in terms of exclusivity, they think in terms of good games.

Play the games you enjoy on the computer you want to play them on.

I check the in-app purchase list and if there’s anything in there other than “unlock full game” or “remove ads,” it’s never installed in the first place.

There’s good phone games out there. Don’t waste time on shitty ones.

I’m sure that shit afterward will be just like the shit that came before. You made it through twenty billion years of nothing just fine, you’ll be able to do it again. No bills, no student loans, no hours taking forever, your back doesn’t feel like that when you stand up.

The mitochondria, which there is only one in a cell, implies the existence of at least seven mitochondrions worldwide. I’m not sure how many there are, probably a lot, maybe then thirty?

I wish this would have been taught instead of “mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.”

Yeah, I remember watching that and was thinking, “now this guy’s just some schlub with no redeeming characteristics, change him back dammit.”

There’s strips of blue film resting at the top, just under the outer casing!

It was challenging, and I broke a few bits, but there were always replacement pieces of the ones most likely to break.

The first picture shows that it’s sitting on my board game shelf!

Oh! I should have mentioned, the part is replaceable. I have a spare. Sorry for leaving that part out. Just reed to get someone with working hands to help me out.

It’s a bendy fragile piece. I’ve got a replacement, but even to get a missed sticker put in back there took me two chopsticks and a rigging system for them, cause my hands aren’t that accurate.

I’m gonna have to open the case, dismantle the second floor, swap out the part, and put it back in, and my hands aren’t up to the task, and neither is my mental state.

Maybe later. My wife has dyspraxia so she prolly won’t be good at this, but maybe a friend?