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PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?!

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WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?!

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PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago
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    THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST

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    GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY FLAPS

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      Quivering Beef Curtains*.

      Although I believe that’s the second video…

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AQnIJ-ljctk

  • ℕ𝕠𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕆𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝@lemmy.world
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    I see you know your Judo well.

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    You sir! Are you here to receive my limp penis?

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    GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY PENIS!

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    Manslaughter

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    Okay, at this rate, who’s going to be the one to make /c/babyhipposhitposts or /c/babyhippomemes?

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    What’s the hippo from

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      another hippo, usually

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        Usually

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      A zoo in Thailand. The hippo’s name is Moo Deng which translates to bouncy pork. It’s adorable.

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        It’s adorable.

        Yep, yep… until the teeth grow in.

        Such a cutie.

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          And it becomes as big as a Ford Aerostar.

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              That dude is fucked omg

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                I think he got away in this case, but he was definitely close to fucked. Apparently hippos kill about 500 people every year.

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                  The most badass animals on the planets are herbivores.

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                  That’s just shark propaganda

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                  That website gave my phone chlamydia.

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        Pygmy hippo

        Also the zoo “Khao Kheow Open Zoo” is about an hour north of Pattaya or 1.5 hours south (following the coast) of Bangkok

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          Alright who wants to do a Lemmy field trip to Thailand? We should see Moo Deng before Bangkok, because of the implications.

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            Pattaya has the better sex work if that’s what you mean

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              I was talking about trying to get Pad Thai at Soi Pradu, but having some street meat could be fun too I guess.

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        It looks like a meat balloon

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    “And you, sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?”

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    If they’re taking Moo Ding anywhere, I hope it’s on a trip to meet Pesto the giant penguin chick. And I hope they decide to make a buddy cop style movie together.

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    RIP

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      He shall be forever immortalized in meme form

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        Its solemn duty of every person who comes in contact with the authorities to quote “Democracy Manifest”.

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    DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS

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      singing, rhythmic, headbanging DUH-DUN, DUH-DUN, DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUN

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    This is Hippopotamus destiny!

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    And they said house hippos didn’t exist

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      I miss the House hippo

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