Thousands of loads under my belt

Vatican City

A month? Holy hell if it beeps every 60 seconds I’d be going door to door. I’m sure other people in the neighborhood would be happy to help.

I did it a few times, saves the hassle of cleaning a pan and avoids all the smoke. Doesn’t taste nearly as good.

I hope this doesn’t get animated

She shared the info with us because he thought it was normal. I was surprised that the dude was that confident he was landing the plane on the second date.

Knew a dude in college who “pre-condomed” a date. As in he put on a condom at like 5PM and confused the hell out of the girl he was seeing when night rolled around.

Any moment I’m not raising stakeholder value is useless to me.

The DuPont method

You both work at the same Applebees?

Beta spelling

TL;DR they throw them into a giant stew.

Drake was a victim of sexual assault by his acting coach during his time at Nickelodeon. Dan Schneider was also the creator and producer of the show. There’s a Netflix documentary on how bad things got.

Ryan you might as well recommend a Macbook as a Linux alternative

I’m a weirdo.

This joke hit harder before ChatGPT was out.

There’s only one byte left

Buff Cochins are such an awesome chicken breed. Great show bird.

InZoi is a Sims competitor. From what I’ve read Sim fans are eager to ditch EA and try anything else.

The leather doesn’t get ruined?