You’ve never had a full Quizno’s Honey Bacon Club sandwich fall out of the wrapper and plop on the floor meat side down.

Found the berry picker

No mods that give the dragons huge honkers

Pathetic

Reminds me of when I saw that dude eating beans.

No crackers?

It’s my fault for not clarifying what, “trying it raw once” meant.

Yeah she needs to add a little more salt on the carrots

Isn’t it more poetic if we don’t plan ahead? A true what could go wrong moment.

why do They capitalize seemingly random Words in each Sentence?

He’s a family guy.

Ok I’ve always hated this “advertising study”. A&W is a small fish in a big pond. Expecting their shitty third pounder to outsell a core McDonalds menu item in its prime is a Herculean task. Americans do suck at math but maybe your burger sucked a bit more.

You don’t remember the hit Star Wars character Floorp Shitto?

Those pedal things look so dangerous and fun. What is the plunger device?

Big Bicycle did a lot of puppetry to avoid these magnificent feats of engineering from coming overseas.

This sounds like the start to a math problem

Unlike OP’s mom who is a global variable.

People had 4 years to play around with source filmmaker. Once the Overwatch models leaked from the beta it was checkmate.

The water is hosting algae

Texas is way bigger

Grug is best berry picker

Promote Grug to Berry Success Team

Grug has to now fill out excel sheets and schedule meetings

Berry picking goes down

Grug is sacrificed to sun gods for a good harvest

The business world is tough.