Yes, let’s. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c17xydS2vgU
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Pretty sure that doesn’t happen. I think OC is making a joke, as in “she heard about the pedophilia and puked”.
acockworkorange@mander.xyzto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Genie granted me one wish, but with a condition that my enemy will get two times more.English
81·10 days agoHe gets 2 loose penises, you get one. The police becomes suspicious.
Took me a bit too, thanks for your enquiry.
How are you the same person that wrote this sensible comment? It’s like there’s a calm, rational, and collected person co-habitating the same body as a cocaine-fueled baboon. Chill, dude.
Like doc Ellis! She’s an eating people out specialist.
acockworkorange@mander.xyzto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Why is Sherlock Holmes' favourite restaurant a Mexican restaurant?English
1·1 month agoI don’t know what are dillers, but he just ate a whole case o’ them.
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Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•different kinds of cheesecakes
1·2 months agoNow I know why all cheesecakes I’ve tried in the USA tasted awful.
So well intentioned sealioning? Still gives me the icky.
Gotta do it twice to be sure.
acockworkorange@mander.xyzto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Avocado. Is it really so untasty or I am doing something wrong?
2·3 months agoThere are two major kinds of avocado. The internet lost its shit about palta, famous for its use in Mexican guacamole. It’s about the size of a pear, with bumpy skin. Best served as part of savory dish (seasoned with salt).
The other one is bigger, rounder, and has smooth, shiny skin. Known as aguacate or abacate. Best served as a sweet dish. A banana+abacate+milk smoothie with a bit of sugar is delicious. Also eaten with a sprinkle of sugar and a squeeze of lime.
Using the “wrong” kind of avocado is possible, but requires adaptation and even then the results are sub par.
Only a human would lazily draw a straight triangle here and call it a day.
WTF? Where is the reflection of the camera?
You’re right, I bet that dude diddles kids. /s
Whoa there, buster. Sometimes people make mistakes. That’s no reason to extrapolate. Next thing you know, you’re calling them a nazi.
acockworkorange@mander.xyzto
memes@lemmy.world•Google Chrome must be coerced into adopting standards
1·5 months agoAltROM gang represent!
Doesn’t make it any less ironic.
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*in the US. The US doesn’t even have access to the latest technology in IUD.