I did a brief stint there in the 00’s after a photo of me ended up on Cliff Yablonski Hates You.

Bears who go bed shopping are excellent cooks. Was that not the lesson of the story?

There’s a missed opportunity for a dad joke in the first panel.

“I’m depressed”
“Hi Depressed, I’m Freud”

Yeah, you look things up until they become memory. Or at least you learn what GNU app is going to give you what you need and then you use man pages.

I mostly know what I’m doing in Linux because I’ve been using it 30 years.

You’re just getting stuck because you don’t have an IQ of 420, like the quiz said I have after watching some ads and giving them my SSN.

We just need to update them for the modern times. For save the icon would be a storage datacenter. For dialer it would be an nsa data center. For browser it would be a google ai data center.

3.6. Not great, not terrible.

That’s not to avoid cutting pepperoni. There was no reason to shape the 2 pieces at the top like that… other than being a pizza sadist.

I assumed a mean dish was one that was right in the middle of the statistical data points for that dish. Did math lie to me?

The phrase “Reduce, Reuse, Recycle” is in order of most-to-least good for the environment.

Nope, gotta be lit. But it’s worth it, trust me.

• Step 1: Be a kid given a cap gun as a toy
• Step 2: Pull the trigger two or three times
• Step 3: Go find a hammer

I heard there was a site only for fans of hamsters.

Best known for his pivotal role in Ghostbusters

Diced onions make many bean dishes better.

My wife has enlisted friends to help me sell her yarn stash if she dies before me. There’s probably 10 large worth of high value dye lots sitting in bins around me. Her work includes a $200/month yarn shop stipend, and has for many years now.

If you want to have a tiny chance to see a perfectly good car get towed for no reason add “I have the part that fell out.”

The van stereo is blaring “She Hates Me” by Puddle of Mudd

Are we coworkers?

I refer to the people here as Motorheads

I heard once that in the early days of printing (and literacy) most of Europe’s reading material was made for or by the church. And one of the things that was very popular at various points in the 16th century were books of hymns, many of which contained old latin hymns turned Christmas carols. It doesn’t explain the lack of New Years songs, but it may be why we continue to have so many Christmas songs compared to every other holiday.