My body is a temple
I only use the highest quality of cocaine.
Well, your mom is kinda hot though …
Plenty are interested in fake stories like scifi and fantasy movies, so why shouldn’t they?
Imagine
One small explosion would take out the entire European tech sector.
Yeah, but it doesn’t matter.
“Is your writing bad?”
Still gets the point across.
I can’t believe what happened next
As dense as Uranus
I don’t need running shoes to run, but it fucking helps.
The humans whom decided that most certainly did not see that.
One made things he likes himself that happened to be for kids, but is otherwise a regular guy.
The other one really likes kids stuff, a bit too much even.
Bullies who cry and bring a gun when someone hits them back.
So exactly like the US (also Russia)
Well, they got a successful Youtube career out of it of more than 20 years. So there is that.
No it isn’t.
Testicular cancer is a lot more manly.
They are coffee extremists, but from the other side of the spectrum.
Equally or even more annoying than the “Venti Caramel Ribbon Crunch Frappuccino, extra cream, pinch of pumpkin spice, …” crowd. Since that side at least doesn’t force their views on coffee on other people.
The cable goblins took over.
Thought it was funny.
The crime is still asking for regular cocktail prices
Did all of them go in raw?
Manslaughter