Considering oil prices affect virtually every sector…

Both Meta products. So it’s not far from reality.

Once you verb a noun, you can use it however you like. Rock could turn to violence if you did it to billionaires, but you can rock out, too. Tools are a good source. Shovel billionaires, hammer billionaires, blowtorch billionaires.

Wordplay is fun!

“On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.”
— John Bud

I stick my hand out and wait momentarily. Works for my hammer.

Quark Star!

Relevant Oatmeal

The Orville is such an awesome show!

None of whom?

I’ve had 1 experience with 1 younger employee that encapsulates what is considered to be the “Gen z stare”. She was prolly just bored at working in a beef jerky shop. Not gonna get my ruffles in a feather (I like em crunchy).

If you got enough money, just buy the carnival.

Dunno what the parent said before you responded, but when I look up your comment, all I find are pages about a hoax or general misinformation. Can you clarify?

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kfar_Aza_massacre
• https://www.factcheck.org/2023/10/what-we-know-about-three-widespread-israel-hamas-war-claims/
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamas_baby_beheading_hoax
• https://www.politifact.com/article/2023/nov/21/israel-hamas-war-what-we-know-about-beheaded-babie/

You some champion of missing the point?

As a poor person, nah.

As someone who’s spent a lot of time with out-of-touch rich kids, they think shit magically appears. Especially money.

Ironic.

That which is depressing can also be interesting.

Not everyone eats sugary meals before bed. Likely a very rare thing, and also bad for your health.

Gonna happen anyway.

God, this might be why a certain micro rental car company in Los Angeles has the same problem in their app. Fuck them gestures!

Oh, I like that!