She’s also there to get diarrhea.
Diarrhea runs in the family.
Melania is that you?
… And that’s ok, because i’m focused on my diarea and not trying to impress a random girl.
Know your priorities.
Priorities…
Giving yourself a pep talk in the car before even heading into the store, taking a few deep breaths, and clenching with everything you have while trying to look like you’re walking casually.
Been there…
Bruh…it’s ok to ask your friend for a favor sometimes…
She’s just there to do her job.
As if it never happens to her?
Once went to a pharmacy because apparently one of my kids had pinworms. Which means we all had to take the medicine. Anyway, my wife and I figure that we should all take it the next day (can’t remember the precise reasons, but it had to do with the fact that you have to take a second dose like two weeks later). This determination is made at night, so I have to drive up to the store to pick it up. I have four kids, so we needed to get two boxes of the stuff.
I don’t think much about it until I approach the register area and I swear that management decided to schedule the best looking people to work that particular night shift. Everyone was hot. And here I am, like 10 o’clock at night, holding two boxes of butt worm medicine, suggesting that there’s so pressing a need for this product that I had to get it right away…
That’s a shame. If you were there to buy aspirin probably all of them would have had sex with you.
Bottle of Bayer, box of condoms, bottle of Old Harpers, and . . . your number.
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“…and some prescription XS condomns please”
She’s impressed by your maximum-strength bowels.
As she should be.
I remember seeing a stunningly beautiful woman at the grocery store, and I looked in my cart and saw lactose-free milk, lactose-free probiotic yogurt, and ultra-soothing toilet paper. I’m sure she was impressed.
“The faster you shit the more you can eat”
Then wink.
I mean… that’s just science. Spittin fax!
That’s not all you’re spittin
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It’s not like I had a chance anyway.
if you think you can get maxx strength diarrhea medication OTC you are sorely mistaken
I learned from my doctor about 2mos back that Loperamide(immodium) is fairly strong stuff. I had to get a Rx for something similar that could be taken multiple times a day where as immodium can only be taken like twice a week unless things are severe.
i’m sorry, it’s a 2mg pill. with respect, i know people who were on approximately the equivalent of at least 100x that dose. daily. i find it difficult to think of it as “the strong stuff”.
damn, your friends are big poopin
I love it when you call me big poopa
were. but y’know.
Pouring one out for the incontinent homies
thanky. they’re gone but not forgotten.
Well that’s why you also buy a pack of monster condoms for your magnum dong.
