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Having allergies prob saved me from experiencing less socially acceptable recreations. I still have a Benadryl from time to time. For my allergies.

Have to teach the child (grown adult should have self control and understanding of portion size) healthy eating habits.

I make one grocery trip a week so I’m not dealing with all that.

I knew some with dead parents, a few in jail, a couple “call the police on sight” and plenty of abandonment… Life really isn’t fucking fair. I know it is a joke but it definitely is a privileged one.

Oh absolutely. My industry is has a big shortage in practitioners.

My current company was kind enough to give a dropdown menu of reasons. I just chose one, no questions were asked.

I can afford an attic??

I’m proud of you.

I always imagined the potions in stories would taste more earthy gross than chemically refined gross but that is why this is the bad place, isn’t it?

My elbows were that way with sticking. Multiple passes are the worst.

Never touched it!

Truthfully the armpit and surrounding areas are my “never again” spot. Ribs tickled, elbow made me sneeze. I hear this varies a lot from person to person.

The “safe space” sticker I have on my car has invited road rage more than once from big truck drivers. Back in GA a man just stood behind my car waiting for me to come out of a store. I have front and rear dash cams now. I don’t even think it’s that political, but I’m not taking it off.

I tried to get into those “buy nothing” groups, and found I’m permanently banned. I have no clue why.

At least no one is expecting you to drive it in, I guess :p

My local news has 12-18” so I’m banking on that 3 day weekend.

Meh. I’m more into big juicy brains. Not in a zombie way. Outside appearance is not relevant other than hygiene.

I sit at the bar and order my eggies. I want a front row seat.

I get through it by pouring most of my energy into helping my clients, come home drained, and catch up with my kids, rot, pass out and sleep like a rock. I have many fears and worries and plans but I turn them off for the 3-4 hours in the afternoon of home time or I’d lose my mind. I commiserate with peers in our shared office during the day/between tasks.

Girl went on a mission, fell asleep but I can’t remember quite why, it was something about a cave. She wakes up 500 years later, kingdom conquered…it’s about her life among the people after. I need to read it again.

I cannot unless I substitute in :)