They don’t need it but they’re worth it.

Stick so I can share it with a dog. In a pinch, the stick can be broken and become more sticks. This is especially useful in a multi-dog scenario.

You’re not supposed to peel off the frenulum!

I’d rather believe that it opens outward and upward (out of frame) like a DeLorean.

Looks like a horror movie prop but I bet it tastes good.

Nobody tell the killjoys in the Recursion article’s talk section (see discussions about the article linking to itself as a “See Also” item), they’ll revert it back to the original text as part of their anti-fun crusade. After all,

Jokes are inappropriate for a serious encyclopedia. [One who should remove stick from ass] 12:49, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

In the USA and (most, if not all of) Canada, calling 211 should connect you with a call center which can give information on food benefits, utility assistance and other resources available in your area. Eligibility and the amount of assistance (whether in the form of direct payments, food items or a payment card that only works for food) will vary based on your location, income, etc. but it may help offset those increased costs.

There’s no shame in it despite what the red-hat golden bootstraps crowd will tell you. Times are tough right now for a lot of people and that’s what these programs are for.

Back to the regularly scheduled shitposting though.

Thanks for the diagnosis, doc. Can’t have preferences without somebody pathologizing it.

A more challenging route does lower the odds of encountering other people though which is a plus. Nice to have the solitude even if that means extra effort.

It was seedless when he got it. Not anymore.

They call it the “Dr. Zoidbird”.

If someone pays off the cook for a little “alone time” with the nonstick stuff, does that make them a Teflon John?

Might catch him sneaking a peek into the kitchen for their stovetop metal cookware though, he’s pansexual.

He’s from the future and there to tell her about all the things the internet will be making him say once the photo goes up.

It’s a mistake by the printers, that was supposed to be the cover story of “WALK ENDER” magazine.

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A fellow Ultron user in the wild, #1 hacker and cyber-thief browser on the web. How’s your Adobe Reader?

Great, thank you for your research but do you have any audiophile jazz salt?

Seems like the kind of thing a person does when they understand technology well enough to use it badly but don’t recognize that it’s ineffective against anyone willing to type “enable right click” into their search engine of choice.

How much do you want to bet that they didn’t write the JavaScript for that message and it’s just been copied and edited? Probably even right-clicked to do it, the scalawag.