Better than before the call

I’m not saying it’s completely correct but just suspiciously better than usual. Like, a student that always gets Ds and Fs getting a B-

Punctuation and spelling is suspiciously correct to be from the actual president…

Well now I just look unhinged

Stoat maybe?

You could? K, well then I’ll be the weird fan pressure and expectations

Twenty-thousand years of this, seven more to go

Ohhhhh. Needed to use the ramen-head pic so I knew what era it was. Thought it was something about ruining the world tour

PAWG

Uhh

Maybe they could lay some carpet, if you know what I mean

https://youtu.be/FszM6Jfwan4

It’s a mashup between an old joke about a depressed clown and the poem Ozymandias by Shelley

Dogs shouldn’t eat chocolate! Bad dog

Couldn’t they do that without having a functional share button?

We’re pulling old lesser known anime? How about Ideon.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Runaway_Ideon

Hooray for Boobies

They both make my wife roll her eyes

Like my dick!

Bri-ish

In Canada you can recall elected officials (although difficult to actually pull off), so it’s crazy to me that in the US there’s no mechanism to do so?

I was thinking Voltron, but Captain Planet works too

You knew Spiders Georg? I heard he has a really silky voice.