The real problem is God doesn’t believe in me

Chesterton’s Fence is the first thing that comes to mind

Can you add a chamfer?

Is it AI or just a good 'ol fashioned shop?

Jokes on them, I have all their fingerprints now

I thought the conservative stance was that there’s no systemic racism. Your co-workers actually think all racism is solved, in the US of all places?? Sheesh

Why is the font like something from a Star Wars poster?

There’s a whole genre of these missing limb jokes, often puns.

What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen

What do you call a man with a prosthetic toe? Roberto

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying on the ground? Matt

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Bob

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter what you call them, they aren’t gonna come

How do you get a one-armed person out of a tree? You wave

Etc.

I’m only happy when it rains

A similar one I see quite often is “and” when it should be “an”. Not sure if it’s an auto-complete thing or they genuinely don’t know the difference, maybe due to their accent/dialect. Either way it’s like getting tripped while walking when stumbling over it in a sentence.

That’s why it’s funny when I’m naked

Ok but why is this caption on a picture of someone setting up a carport?

Cat named Goku?

One I’m starting to notice become more popular due to the current culture in Hollywood; actors with obvious plastic surgery in historical settings. It’s like a continuous anachronism throughout the movie constantly breaking the fourth wall.

Of course, that’s the newest console I own!

It was too cloudy to see it here, and it feels extra insulting to know we had less sun than the UK

“The Avengers when it’s not their movie”

When in its

https://youtu.be/L08fJmbHcPo

Sure, but do those other brands have the little multi-chamber packet like in OOPs example? Nongshim at least in my experience it’s a couple of separate packets (one flavour powder, one with some dehydrated veggies for e.g.)