It’s in my head now, so might as well share

https://youtu.be/KMYN4djSq7o

“For a relaxed vagina, on the go!”

Was the bag actually paper before, or paper lined with plastic?

It’s reversed from the movie iirc

Or violently ripped from your face and swallowed up in a tangle of fabric

He’s talking to himself? Must be the lack of sleep.

It could be worse

I’ve seen a few versions of this. Does anyone what the original was?

Early Premature access

Melted brie

I’ve now thrown out all my toothbrushes and toilet paper. My fridge and pantry have been emptied entirely, and the bookshelf has been purged. Maybe this wasn’t the best approach.

Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness

Listening the trainer

Maybe they’ve got the wrong house

Not really needing it instead of not needing it at all is still crazy

Costco sells a big jar of garlic-stuffed green olives and I have to ration my daily intake or I’ll destroy the jar in no time

Diogenes: “Behold, a hamster!” holds up coconut

I still buy CDs. I rip them, then store the disc as physical backup.

I don’t care if they’re big, as long as they’re real