And War 10. We’re skipping War 9 because the number nine sounds too much like “death” in some languages and the marketing team likes big round numbers.
I thought it was because “War 9” is too similar to “Win 9” or Windows 9x. This could cause software compatibility issues so its best to just skip straight from 8 to 10.
war X surely
Right now we’re releasing War 10, and because War 10 is the last version of War. It’s all about War as a service.
Okay, just for shits 'n giggles we’ll throw in a War 11. Just mind that it can’t be fought with perfectly good legacy weapons, those will need to be replaced.
War ME, War XP, War Vista, then we can have World War 7.
War 8 with a large regional sub-conflict called War 8+ War X (pronounced ten) which revolutionizes warfare. You’re gonna love it. Gets renamed into War Xs but nothing much is new. Kicks back into War 11 and local conflict War 11 Pro which is smaller than the regional War 11 Pro Max though honestly, they’re all the same.
Eventually gets rebranded as War 2026 even though conflict is taking place in 2025.
Meanwhile there’s some annoying neckbeards over here acting all superior talking about GNU/ArmedConflict or as I’ve recently started calling it GNU + ArmedConflict.
World of Warcraft
Warhammer 40k
Ugh, wow politics are even worse than real life. “We must unite to defeat this common enemy! Hey we’re friends now!”
WAR CRIMES
“Welp guess we crafting war again”
Gotta keep the adventurer industry going or the economy crashes
Where is The World of Wars?
Not even touching the Many Worlds series. Tisk tisk
Win 11
They Win, We Lose
I’m hoping WWII:3 will be good. I hate reboots.
World War: Jugg3rnaut
After being on the wrond side of history in the previous two world wars, Germany is tasked to lead the free world against Russia, America, China, and India, all of which are seeking to exterminate democracies from all around the world, to go back to the era of “strongman leaders”.
Meanwhile Ukraine is joining them, by offering them the drone controling super-AI called Jugg3rnaut they stole from Microsoft using their hackers…
Germany is tasked to lead the free world against Russia, America, China, and India
Does thanos come before or after Tokyo drift?
This is actually very serious.
People forget countries have secret defence pact. There was a talk Iran and Russia have once.I’m not interested in ww3
what if it was rebranded as “world war :3”?
I’m listening
We have completed our very successful attack on the three Nuclear sites in Iran :3 A full payload of HUGS was dropped on the primary site, Fordow uwu All planes are safely on their way home with cookies! NOW IS THE TIME FOR CUDDLES! Thank you for your attention to this matter ^_^
I’m not interested in ww3
But WW3 is interested in you 🫵
https://home.treasury.gov/news/press-releases/jy2766
Read that. They planned to have him elected and to do this the whole time. They needed a WW3 scapegoat.
It’s talks about Russia and Iran doing some bad things and doing some sanctions. I’m not sure what you’re getting at with this?
That’s from December. Biden was still in
Russia is incapable of coming to the aid of Iran at the moment.
Lol. Iran has a strategic defence treaty with china.
Why do u think their cargo planes fly in?
Why do u think Trump had a Freudian slip and said ground invasion might be needed - he was told bombing will do jack.
Israel is running out of air defence at this point.Brother, you can’t say “Iran and Russia have a defense pact” and then laugh and pivot to China after I point out Russia is not going to be able to make good on that pact. You haven’t earned the right to be arrogant if you never mentioned China in your first comment. I wasn’t talking about China. But now that your mention China…
China is not currently interested in a proxy war to defend a middle eastern ally of convenience. They’re gearing up to invade Taiwan. They will leave Iran to fend for itself, like how Russia let Syria collapse.
In all likelihood, Iran is gonna be forced to just take the L and do a bit of posturing.
China hasn’t said shit. They’re very busy trying to avoid interrupting Trump
All China has to do is not collapse for a few years, and they get to be the global superpower. And the trade war has helped unify them while also making stronger ties to US allies
They’ve been handed everything they want on a silver platter, they’re not giving up the Chinese century for Iran
World War 3D
Why is The World and the War not on here, given that it started this nonsense? Are you a denier?
I never sold my soul but I know some people who would be wondering where the “World of Warcraft” was.
2worlds1war
Can’t wait for World 7: Sky Land
You forgot to put “Trump’s Third Term” at the bottom to finish the timeline.
The merch will be awesome
Where does World War Fast and Furious go?
Death to America
NO! DEATH TO THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX!
It’s the same picture!
