I blame the parents and schools for not doing anything about bullies and teasing. I was in the trenches as a kid, I remember all the Jack Shit they did back then.

It’s what they use to train new cops.

Dude, who even takes size C?

Because they saw old movies and cartoons where ridiculous villains had gator-filled moats around their evil lairs and felt inspired.

Maybe it’s in Russia.

My dad’s gas grill doesn’t do this either. Sometimes the boomer inability to understand technology is a blessing. Now if only he’d stop downloading sketchy slots games and getting viruses…

No, this is a lemon

Just pick your poison and dispense for like 1 second into the tray. Yes it’s wasteful, but that’s their fault for making you have to flush the tube.

How long until some TikTok dipshit makes a short about eating them with hot sauce or something?

It wouldn’t help, there’s an unstoppable army of fuckheads that blindly vote Republican no matter who it is. At this point I’ve just given up entirely.

I thought that at first, but now I think it’s supposed to be an actual, literal demon.

Trump doesn’t listen to your prayers, fuckheads.

If we really were to be in the Matrix that’s fine, but could I maybe ask for some better living conditions? Maybe be able to actually afford things without constant worry and anxiety over whether I can pay the rent.

Classic fairy tales were horror shows meant to teach important life lessons for their times. They say a lot about the cultures that told them. Like just how insanely many are about teaching women about the importance of being a “good wife” or marrying up the socio-economic ladder. At least the rest of them are about why you shouldn’t trust hobos living under bridges or some shit.

Dude I live in the middle of the continent. I can drive for nearly 1,000 miles in any direction but north and still be in the US. not only is nearly everything about America for me, but I have nothing to do with anywhere else other than where the shit I buy comes from.

The people you need to bitch at are the enormous corporations expanding across the world like a cancer and the same federal government most of us hate too. You may have to put up with “everything being about America” but we’re drowning in it, please send help.

If I’d known that inevitable death was that easy I’d have put shit off even sooner.

It’s not actually all that differently stupid.