That’s basically a McGriddle.

Camacho saw his people had problems, he searched for the smartest man in the world, found him, and empowered him to make real change.

That’s not something politicians do, for that you need an idiot.

Would have been a funnier joke if the bottom sentence was written in a different handwriting.

Cows eat a lot of grass. They shit like a cement mixer.

The NES had a bunch of garbage software anyway. Look at Hydlide or King’s Knight.

You know, I read these as a humorous juxtaposition between the style of (apparently unironic, posted in earnest) “girl dinner” pictures which are usually just a few small piles of whatever from the fridge, with the r/malelivingspace attitude.

Vodka is meant to be colorless and flavorless, ideally pure water and ethanol.

Whiskey is made to retain flavors from the grain it isade from, and aged in charred oak barrels to impart flavors from the wood. The region of the world and the process used causes a variety of flavors.

Scotch, from Scotland, is made primarily or entirely of barley. The malted barley is toasted over a peat fire, which is where scotch gets its peaty or smoky flavor from, and that flavor often depends on where around Scotland the peat is sourced from, Islay Scotches are noted for rather aggressive flavors. Scotch is aged in used whine, sherry or bourbon barrels, so they often take on characteristics from the barrel’s previous contents.

Irish whiskies are made of partially unmalted barley, which lends a unique kind of floral note.

American Bourbon is made of at least 51% corn and aged in new white oak barrels. The United States is almost all warmer than the Britain and Ireland (not a lot of whiskey is made in Alaska) so the booze interacts with the barrel differently and extracts different chemicals. Bourbons are noted for cherry, apple, vanilla and caramel flavors. Not all whiskey made in the United States fits the definition of bourbon; there’s a lot of interesting things happening in the American “Single Malt” category which is Let’s Try To Make Scotch, But On A Continent. Not a lot of peat bogs in the US, so hardwood charcoal is used to smoke the malted grain instead, and again America’s climate means it ages differently, so the result is quite different from Scotch but still quite interesting.

Canadian Rye whiskey is often citrusy or spicy.

My cat does not attack me. Mere minutes ago she walked up, brushed her side on my shin and meowed for pets. Because she’s mentally healthy. Someone living here should be, might as well be the cat.

There have been more good Movie: The Video Game releases than Video Game: The Movie.

Because only old people who suffer death of personality when witnessing anything unfamiliar even use cash anymore. If you made plastic money that vote Satan Q. Hitler in as president just to self-soothe.

I kinda stand with Yahtzee Croshaw on this: The video game industry is a lot bigger than the film industry and makes a hell of a lot more money, so filmmakers should probably do a little learning their place.

What the Michael A. Stackpole is she on about?

Super Mario Bros was published in 1985 not 1972 but yeah.

Back in the 90’s, video games were new enough that you could forgive the film industry for not being familiar with them. It’s been 30 years. They still don’t get it.

All the over-censoring that happens on the internet, people censoring words like “die” or “hurt”, makes me want to come out with a competing line of bandages decorated with high resolution photographs of actual wounds. Make them subversive so it’s a first amendment issue, like a “Things ICE has done to children” series.

My favorite one was “I’m your blind spot.”

On food and non-alcoholic packaged beverages, yes. Find me the nutrition facts on a bottle of whiskey.

Bubs looks pissed.

Rocks back and forth for slightly too long

No.

Look at my horse, my horse is so stabby, give it a lick! MMM! It tastes like Damascus.

No. I do not consent.