Just give me my degauss button back. That sound, on-demand at a single button press. We didn’t know how good we had it.

It was. It really, really was. 🥲

I like the phone. I was born in the wrong time. I miss hanging out in the kitchen, twirling the curly phone cord, just chattin’.

Come on, y’all, buck up. The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear!

Legendary refresh pull!

Splinter Cell also made the component cable worth it.

The best Seinfeld was Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Rachel is the fucking worst.

I actually disagree. I’ve gone back to watch it and find it very cozy. It’s like I’m flipping through cable in the 90s and, oh, a show I’ve not seen!

“Goodyear?”

“No, the worst.”

He follows Trump, he’s into that shit. Very literally.

Seriously! OP, we talking smash burgers? How close is that place to your house!? Where’s your house.

Thanks. If I’d had a shoe box handy, I would’ve at least tried with the other one, but I just didn’t. Tried luring him to no avail.

I accidentally had a moth die in my bedroom recently. :( I felt/feel like a monster. It was big and pretty(ish), but…it was big enough and flew aggressively enough that I initially thought a hummingbird might have gotten in. It triggered my bug fear/fight-or-flight (I traditionally choose flight). I thought I had more time to work up the courage for the rescue mission. :(

The silver lining is another big moth got in the next night and I was fueled by guilt on an extensive 2-3 AM rescue mission that involved me turning off every light, drawing video game-like checkpoint markers with the light of my phone (just a theory I had), holding a box fan pointed at the door towards escape, etc… And it fucking WORKED. You just have to be really patient for like 20 minutes. Or 30-45. It took a bit.

And yet the pretty ones often like to eat literal poop.

Ain’t that just the way of the world, though.

No idea. I just know he was an internet personality who seemed to thrive on negative attention.

If you’re in the U.S., I’d be surprised if you don’t have any. There’s a little “town” near me with literally only a Post Office. It has at least two already.

Meanwhile: Perez Hilton was livestreaming self-harm just this week.

My only issue with it is most of the “Christ-lovers” are also Israel lovers.

I’ll look into it. My T levels have been making me so hard, maybe a water softener would help.

Spiders are best.

Hon hon hon