Are you worried they’d get jalapeño asshole?

The issue was you doing it after sneezing.

Such a sophisticate.

It’s gotta be something a tongue goes into, we know that much.

Try it with assholes. 🤌

That’s why I’m waiting 5 million years to let it grow. I’m skipping 5 million years worth of taxes.

With tiny hands, obviously.

After taxes, you’d only have like $4.9 billion. That’s how they get you. You’d be better off taking the dollar in 5 million years and letting it grow.

Yep, but in the movie, they came out of a hive like that.

I shaved for you. See you soon. 😘

So leave a cup of water overnight on your bedside table and drink it every morning to regain the life-force you breathed away while sleeping. PATENT PENDING!

He’s sitting with his knees pulled up with a book across his lap, you freaks. Look at him, he’s so pensive!

Could you include a trigger warning for those of us who saw My Girl in theaters?

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Save some pussy for the rest of us.

You have to work pretty hard to keep it that family-friendly.

Use two hands.

What are the Thumb Wars folks saying about the Trump Epstein cover-up?