Probably the small bob girls are making the bras are don’t want big bobbys to look nice.

I assume the kids have all moved onto Boxcar Racer?

I’ll do you one better: I DON’T MIND CHECKING A GOD DAMN SCHEDULE. HELL, LET’S GET WILD AND MAKE THAT MFER PAPER I LITERALLY DGAF. Cuz I got that dawg in me!

Very well job!

I went to various Christian schools and had one teacher bend me over her knee and paddle me. But I was already taller/bigger than her. So ironic that I ended up liking short women and spanking. Like, what are the odds!?

I mean, also true, if you read about the level of talent that flowed through that club. It’s where Billie Holiday DEBUTED Strange Fruit. I get chills just imagining that shit.

Me on my $30 mountain bike from the bike co-op. Miss that thing. It was a beast. They’d already fixed her up and it was the perfect bike to learn to really ride D.C. bike trails on. Rock solid.

Biblically accurate Moaning Lisa is coming soon! Also it’s to protest oil or whatever.

The likelihood of my eating the spiciest thing I can find for dinner has risen to 100%.

You absolute fools.

At the restaurants, just make sure they laugh at you a little when you order. Then you know it’s the good shit.

That sounds pretty good. I think I’m about to buy some spicy ramen.

Going around talking about it is a good way to get robbed.

And we will not take being fired well.

I get it. We’ve gotta be careful with our joints (especially hips) at this age. Everything hurts! Makes me think of that classic oldie by 61-year-old Pearl Jam elder statesman Edward Vedder.

Edit: Shit, that’s REM. :(

Couldn’t you just drink a bunch of milk and get it all out? You have to run out of poop eventually, right?

…right!?

science is incredibly

Hell yeah. Take out the guy who scammed me over that watch I ordered late one night while drunk.

I would, but I’m not a sick homosexual pussy?

Unless…?