As long as you didn’t meet anyone named Martin Swanson at age 13…

That reminds me of my weirdest reaction meme:

And my axe!

we have no intelligence or observations (…) we don’t know. We have not been able to locate or identify

They have no clue by their own admission.

To claim that what amounts to a literal UFO might belong to a hostile actor just because you don’t know that it doesn’t is irresponsible at best, scaremongering jingoism at worst.

🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

Probably because overall, this app collection treats you like a machine in need of precise optimization and maintenance of everything including relaxation?

That’s what creeps ME out about it, at least 🤷

Did she have an ostrich sized barbie, though, ready to fry up some mortal wombat?

Barbs. She got hooked on barbiturates earlier than her peers did.

Here you go

Huh. Pretty weird that an eggplant would be more close related to deadly poison and potatoes than what mostly looks like its green cousin 🤔

Vermin Supreme is close enough that at any given time he could theoretically be in New York.

I don’t know whether you’re trying to scare New Yorkers or pique the interest of Schrödinger groupies 🤔

I’m no geologist, but I’m pretty sure that the whole botanic family is called “squash” 🤷

It’s not like they just let everyone have a tilt lol. Like polo, people with the proper training do it as a traditional entertaining of the masses 😄

No, but once a year they do that thing where they try to hit a suspended ring with a stick from horseback. Like the training montage of A Knight’s Tale.

I record my movies in the suuun

Squash

True. You’ve never been to South Jutland, have you?

I can’t believe they said Chr*stian! That’s the name of the BDSM billionaire from 50 Shades of Horny Soccer Moms!

I saw your mom on Telegram. She says hi.