- You’re already on thin ice posting this meme encouraging immorality. - you think just posting on the fediverse hasn’t already got you on the list? - Didn’t it get revealed that anyone who used a certain Linux forum got automatically added to an FBI surveillance list? Everyone here is definitely already on a list lol - Edit: it was the NSA, not the FBI: https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2014/07/the-nsa-thinks-linux-journal-is-an-extremist-forum/ - Edit 2: for clarity, that article is from 2014 so it isn’t exactly recent but if they were doing it in 2014 they probably still do something similar now. - Wow, really strong “only terrorists use encryption” vibes. 
- The great thing is, if everyone’s on the list, no one is! 
- A lot gets you on that list. Practically the entire country is on that list 
- What was that one story about the wow server infiltrated by agents who ended up surveiling each other? That’s real right? I can’t tell anymore 
 
- Even visiting without an account is probably enough - whoopsie, I committed a tewworism. 
- I’ve only been here a year and I know I’m on at least two. 
- I’m from the fed. We just put everyone on the list pre-emptively. It’s a big list, and you’re all on it! 
 
 
- How dare you use something you don’t own in way you haven’t been given permission to. Shame on you. 
- If Nintendo ever gets this kind of power I’m gonna have around a million death sentences. - It’s a me a mandatory death sentence  - This comment might actually get a DMCA - “I decide-a what’s-a fair use! Woo-hoo!” 
- Does requesting a design get printed on a garment still get it stolen? Could we sick Nintendo on them? 
 
 
 
- Nintendo gonna bring execution of nine relations back into style. - Joke’s on them, I don’t like my family! 
 
- The trick is to always get an even number of death sentences as every second execution will revert the effect of the previous. 
- So? In the future we will have AI powered snipers with cleaning robots to remove waste 
- You better watch yourself. I’ve got the death sentence from 7 rights holders. - I’ll be careful. 
 
 
- “You wouldn’t lend a baby.” - The babies yearn for the mines 
- That one Republican running for the U.S. House (I think) borrowed a whole family for his political pictures. - Which is ok, the political class is immoral and stands above the law 
 
- No but I’d cut one in half and give it to two different women - Only if you’re not sure who’s the mother, otherwise it’s illegal - This season of Maury is gonna be lit 
 
 
 
- This reminded me that you can type “do a barrel roll” into Google. Works on mobile too. - I mean, you can type it anywhere. Whether it does something or not is a different issue. - do a barrel roll - 🙂~🙃~🙂 
- Press Z or R twice 
 
 
- How did this remind you of that? - Starfox is the game that had the ‘do a barrel roll’ saying on the tutorial level. Google made the Easter egg in their search engine, one of many Easter eggs. - Ahh I didn’t know that’s what it’s from! - That’s cool, thanks! 
 
 
- Try zerg rush 
 
- GameCube Star Fox gives this a 50% chance of it being Star Fox Adventures, making you a great friend 😎 - Spreading the furry gospel, as it were. Great friend indeed, lol 
- I bought a used copy of Adventures during COVID lockdown to show my wife - So how did your wife think about the fact that you were a furry? 
 
- I still like sf64 more 
 
- Serves you right, you filthy criminal! - Stop right there, criminal scum! - User is not in sudoers file. This incident will be reported 
 
 
- Ugh. I wish I didn’t have this overwhelming nostalgia that makes me want to play every LOZ game ever. It’s the only franchise that keeps me crawling back to the Nintethedone Clinic. - Buy the game secondhand, then resell it when you’re done. Boom, net neutral supply and 0 additional profit for Nintendo. But avoid copying the contents of that chip. That would be wrong. 
 
- Must be a good friend GameCube shit is expensive 
- You wouldn’t eat a tangerine 🍊! Screw that! Let’s eat 🍋 lemons and Orange 🍊! 
- Nintendo not making an animated Star Fox series makes me sad. - However their static Star Fox series is great 
 
- Too much dIvErSiTy, doesn’t feature the mandated minimum of 92% white cis christian males featured only in a positive light. - Big fat /s folks… - Yeah I guess Kystal being a woman and Falco having a Brooklyn accent would be too much for some people. 
 



















