Hands too big
Hands too big
Libertarians are just conservatives without the religion and/or who smoke weed. They hide behind the label because they agree with right-wingers but are too chicken-shit to admit it and can say “bUt I’m LiBeRtArIaN” when something heinous happens
Can i really double my ram for free by deleting deltree.exe?
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Steve Case instant messaged me saying my password needs to be reset, better send it to him!
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Listen to Jesus Jimmy, Im the face on the shroud of Turin
Listen to Jesus Jimmy, do I need to test your urine!
The Refer Madness Musical. It’s hilarious. Kristen Bell, Brian Weber, Ana Gastyer, the dude from Tales from the Crypt, and Neve Campbell.
Man am I glad I killed my FB back In 2012 when it was mostly pictures of peoples babies and people acting like hating Obama was a personality trait
Or if they’re like a few people I know…whose critical thinking skills are “parrot opinions from someone who I think is almost as smart as me (according to me) because I exclusively listen to them”
Te only reason they’re not a millionaire yet is because of all the illegal immigrants and minorities taking all the jobs…probably
Send followup emails
It almost looks like Biden’s smile
No Social Media Coordinators? No regional PR reps? No “local small business” for them to inherit?
Nah, it was just a late summer day with middling humidity
Buying probably voids the warranty
They’d already be a millionaire if it weren’t for the welfare queens and all the immigrants stealing their jobs/benefits!
/s in case it was obvious enough
Because “he did good at Chipotle he do gud here”
And when the expenses for his commute get too high, they just lay off a shitton of employees so the quarterly bottom line looks good.
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass, true story. He bought it at our local mall so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week he did it again! Different cat, same results complete with another trip to the emergency room. So I run into him a week later at the mall and he’s buying another cat and I says to him Jesus, Walt, what are you doing? You know you’re just gonna get this cat stuck in your ass too, why don’t you knock it off! And he says to me “Thebeardedsinglemalt, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?”
My hardcore conservative uncles: This is what prices are when you pay this moron behind the counter $15 an hour!
The same people who said sleepy Joe is too senile and incompetent to be president yet also masterminded both Covid-19 and committed the biggest election fraud in the history of this nation…