I’m considering getting a clock for my kitchen

I have no clock in my apartment. To find out what time it is, I need to fire up one of my computers and look. Sometimes it’s the kindle

“eyesed” in the eyes of the literal

So this makes me wonder if one could force a move into a higher dimension by somehow constraining a set of connected distances in this way.

Sort of like protein folding as a way to bootstrap a dimensional jump.

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Dude your mom’s always a hot air balloon for me

pfft

Was that ketchup??

Now fight!

I hate the one where they wait a random time period then puff your eye with air

As an uber driver I frequently play judge/referee in couples’ arguments

Then we’d have a centrally-planned economy I guess. I don’t really see how a free market would work without advertising.

Now imagine the balance point between having a plan for someone and them having free will, and consider the phrase “God the father”

It looks so real

Dude’s name is E-Zon

My phone runs off a single AA battery

A meme I made a few months ago:

You’re supposed to be using your powers

Reminds me of my last abusive relationship. If she’d been consistently horrible it would have been over so fast.

I mean there is. That’s why it’s adhering to this rule about instability being evil. That rule is implemented as a hidden prompt.