Their goal is to induce you into their abusive cult where they’ll take control of your life. These are not harmless or well meaning people.

Sounds very scientific. Where do I apply to be a test subject?

I’m definitely guilty of the heinous crime of sarcasm.

Little late to the party, aren’t we?

I was in the same unit as some guys from my high school during my time as a conscript in the German army. Since then I’ve literally only ever met one of them briefly, thirty years ago. Apart from that I’ve had zero contact with anyone I’ve gone to school with.

It’s the American way! He has a Mexican sounding name after all!

It’s not like the ancient Greeks didn’t have that figured out already.

Hernando has Schürrle caipirinhas. He drinks Kroos of them. How many caipirinhas does Hernando have?

Hey, what else was i supposed to do with all those babies and cats?

If this is accurate, it should get Muskiboi in deep doodoo in Germany where this kind of stuff is highly illegal.

It’s not like the Nazis invented this shit.

I root for the cat. I hope he gets the fuckers.

Always practice fartkontrol, when you go to the slutstation.

But only for men. Women will be treated like in Afghanistan.

So holy.

Pasty McBeergut

Thanks you for giving me a good laugh.

Do the kids have hammers too?

Personally, I wouldn’t want to try to save world hunger.

Wir bitten, die Verspätung zu entschuldigen.