Reminds me of my kids slinky she messed up. That building will never be the same after the giant toddler played with it…

I feel like this version of Boomhauer just speaks with a thick, almost incomprehensible Scottish accent.

Not gonna lie, as a terrible bowler I to have considered violence (particularly those fucking pins mocking me).

See also: Miniature Golf

This belongs in a toilet. In a good way.

No, it really doesn’t mean anything tbh. It’s like saying my writing is Badger Badger.

O - Ordinary and tired plotlines.
H - Hardly any variety in vocabulary.
I - Isn’t your best effort .
O - Offensive to anyone with any sense of taste.

When I think “AI will end humanity” I was thinking a sort of Skynet type deal, not… this. Sigh.

That makes more sense. You know I don’t think Jackie circa early 2000 was all that pro China. I think it ends up being one of those old age changes people. Or… concussions.

Oh yeah, he was. Only as certain annoying voices but yeah.

Hmmm… I’m not sure the references either. Granted my frame of reference are things like Adventure Time or Steven Universe and from what I can tell those show runners are amazing.

I mean, Jackie Chan adventures was badass. Who cares if it’s coppaganda, if anything it’s mostly just unfortunate Chan kinda fell from grace.

Now that I think of it, I think that Mike Tyson show might have also been riffing off it.

If this is political, so is everything else-- people politicize everything lately, much to the detriment of the kids. In this case, all I see are some lovely books going back on the shelves, hopefully accompanied by more to come. Thanks for sharing!

Even better with Machamp. Extra arms for extra cuddles.

There are more than 8 billion people on this Earth; chances are at least one dreams of this job.

Xitter!

Lol snopes had to fact check it Oreos were cryptic symbols for Freemasons.

As a father of toddlers learning ABCs, I agree. I’ve seen some weird side steps, like X-ray Fish for an animal themed one, or Xerox— a company name. Or just straight up Fox because they couldn’t think of Xylophone or any other X words.

But, what’s the age appropriate alternative?

I think the lesson this meme is saying is, you can sell pics of your feet too! Then you can donate money to anyone you want. Lol

Ah no, there’s just two roads people take to get to class because it’s in a weird position. The cyber truck was on one of those paths.

Reminds me, it’s my first day back teaching classes and the usual cyber truck I see on the commute is gone. Students and I used to make fun of it before class, I wonder what happened to it…