Eh, whatever floats your stoat

“All I have is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels.”

“Ok, I’ll take that.”

If not fren, why look like fren?

Ear-mine is more like it

From the thumbnail I thought this was a picture of a waterfall

Just a tube with fur

Thanks National Parks Service!

I must have very good hearing because I can hear that at arm’s length.

Ermine my personal space!

to be attacked by an ermine for an ermine to defend itself

Cat snakes are taking over!

I did this once. There was a squelching noise, and my ear became wet and warm.

That’s it, I’m declaring myself King and bringing cloaks back. Fuckers have had it too easy lately

Thanks, but no thanks. I played that game with a parrot once, in I’m trying not to repeat it.

#WorthIt