I could tell it’s American because it’s in plastic, all the cooking has been done, and leagues of tubby people bitch it’s only a single portion, meaning they have to open thirty or forty packets for a snack, when it would make more sense to have it like a loaf of sliced bread.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•*Permanently Deleted*English
2·14 hours agoGets it out of the way of my recommends. I particularly like the way it recommends videos in channels I’m already subscribed to. No, wait. I hate that.
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memes@lemmy.world•VLC got to the moon before bitcoin or gamestopEnglish
1·16 hours agoBut did we need all that back then?
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memes@lemmy.world•VLC got to the moon before bitcoin or gamestopEnglish
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4·6 days agoBleached kidney stones on your ice cream?
There’s some nice steaks in there …
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