Boston let a slime mold plan its roads

Meanwhile the UK naming their currency after a sex act.

Jfc they’re putting protein in everything these days

The bluer the feet, the sweeter the… actually nevermind

Is your refrigerator running?

Actually yes, it’s about halfway down the block screaming something about election interference.

🎵all I want for Christmas isssss mute

Scream in the Ass

Ehh, this is not a good way to think about it.

It’s more like money borrows value from the future.

Buttella

Altman is far and away my favorite of the bunch. I don’t think a single word he says publicly is the truth anymore. I mean to such a degree as you can even probably bet against him with success (Kalshi, do you offer parlays on events not panning out?)

Its called Blue Ball Scaling, and only in the most rare animes is it ever referenced. It’s an incredibly difficult skill to master.

👉👈

Reads more like a schizpost

Incredible to think if that guy had just waited, he could’ve been an FBI agent.

The Lactrooms

Hi, yes, my eyes would like to press charges

That’s odd, that’s how I sleeping knowing I have objectively incorrect opinions on everything

How dare you assume my sensibilities

Does powdered milk come from powdered cows?

I read this in the voice of Eminem