Thank you god-modereor for showing us the way… By force!

Yeah, I’ve heard you can either laugh or cry about the vicissitudes of life. I’ve always preferred to laugh, which doesn’t always go over well when people around you choose cry.

Buddy I’m not “defending deceptive corporate practices”, I’m trying to teach you how to use the deals they shove in your face so you can save money.

Domino’s isn’t “taking advantage of you not knowing how the system works” when they plaster the deals in all caps on their homepage. They want you to use the deals, and make it very easy to use the deals.

I would think there’d be less obstinate boomerism on Lemmy, but apparently not. You have eyes, you have fingers, and presumably a brain. You could have used them, you didn’t. You paid more than you had to as a result. You now have the option to learn, and not make the same mistake again.

…buddy…

Don’t complain about how things work when you don’t know how things work XD

Click on the 2 or more deal and do some exploring, this is a learning moment that will revolutionize your Domino’s experience forever!

Did you order online?

Did you ignore the deal they shove in your face as soon as you visit the website that would have made the order much cheaper?

HE’LL YEAH MFERS!!!11!!!

Why would anyone laugh at a joke when they can get salty instead?

Accuse Lemmy of pearl clutching??? How dare you sir/madame, how dare you insult this website so grievously, you should feel ashamed of yourself!

Ho-lee!

Spectre of communism killing Israelis and damning them to hell

Oh shit, a bona fide and certified .ml moment!

.ml instance

Preachy meme

Fuck mb, I must’ve done it wrong since it didn’t work, I’ll try again, figment!

I wouldn’t bother for your sake, and I hope you stop existing once my attention span abandons you!

Worse than that! Each time you think of Ralph, you create another Ralph, a being you have created, another soul you will damn to the void.

Oh no, that’s not how this works. Everyone has their own Ralph, unique in each mind. Your hands are as bloody

Joke’s on you! Ralph is only being tortured as long as you think of how he’s being tortured!

Played yaself, torturer!

Murderer!

Force the meme, force it, force it… FORCE IT, DAMMIT

“Call him Voldemort, Harry. Always use the proper name for things. Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself.”

Don’t avoid the name, DISCREDIT the name. Someone finds a comic that’s funny? Link his Neo-Nazi work so they know the artist.

“Refusing” to even say the name with the same stupid unoriginal phrase is not only useless and counterproductive, it’s weak. Search “Pebble Yeet” and guess what you find.

Semi-related, are there Leftwingers that are righties unwilling to even say the name of?