I’m glad you’re in a better place, thanks for sharing

Hey buddy, I believe in you! You can get back on the horse, it’s just like riding a bike! (Either could net you a DUI in some of The States)

Incredibly based! Never drive drunk.

Out of curiously, how did that happen? I, as a young man, personally decided to never drunk drive after snomobliling drunk on a lake and later realizing how dangerous it is to go 80+ when there’s islands.

It’s fun while it lasts!

During the 2000 election all the major news networks happened to use red for states that went Republican and blue for states that went Democratic, and it kind of stuck since.

Back in college I used to walk 2 miles to my buddy’s place to party, and then walk 2 miles back to campus hammered if I wanted to sleep in my own bed.

Good times.

Proof that billionaires aren’t actually all that good with money. One could easily show their penis to someone for $250 if the ads in the newspaper are to be believed, or for $50 if you’re charming over dinner.

My dad once made a homemade smoker out of an old dishwasher, and smoked salmon was one of the dishes we cooked in it!

Right? The world is so open yet they can only point out the bars.

Why is it whenever I want to vibe with shitposts, it’s always a .ml account ruins the vibe?

Damn dude, I’m the same height with hairy size 11s, I get called Hobbitfoot by my brother.

Join a LGBT+ friendly group, don’t be a a fuckin fairy about it.

I understood, I just don’t believe in /s’ when shitposting

Yeah, I got some pizza delivered during yesterday’s snowstorm. Fuck tipping culture, my tip for the driver was to reccomend they get a better job that doesn’t have them driving in a blizzard.

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Do you put the clown makeup on before or after posting misinformation?

Alright, looking forward to talking about the Super Bowl in the new community 😎

Keeper; Keeper the fuck away from me

Some other interesting Lent exceptions include gator, beaver, and muskrat, being considered “fish” theologically speaking.

I remember starting counter-chants in the student section when redcap shitters would try it at games.

An instant “shut the fuck uh-up” or “watch the damn gay-aym” quieted them down real quick every time.