wonderingwanderer

Cause I would rather run over an IED, than ever have to hear the BC speak to me…

And it’s a… fucked up arrangement. Our PPE prevents proper engagement. In OIF seven or seventeen, it really doesn’t matter I’m OFP.

The war’s already over, so let’s go home. Can’t wait to go on leave so I can get stoned…

Socrates only knows enough to know that he doesn’t know anything.

The reason the Oracle of Apollo said “No man is wiser than Socrates” is because no man is wise, and Socrates is only wise enough to know himself to be a fool.

A basic AAA battery has enough amperage to kill a human without the ohmage that the skin provides.

One time a guy got curious and poked himself with copper wires so they would be in direct contact with his electrolyte-filled blood. Those wires were attached to a 1.5v battery, and he electrocuted himself and died.

What would we replace it with? The raw chaos of the universe in its unformed state?

That’s so fucked up. I hate when asshole cut down trees.

But those phonies had a taser!

Wave that poison in someone else’s face!

I resent the fact that I read him and understood what he was saying.

What I wouldn’t give for the blissful ignorance of those for whom his works are just word salad or the insane ramblings of a deranged lunatic…

I would trade my soul for that, only I already lost my soul by reading and understanding Nietzsche.

They should really put his books in the “restricted section,” sealed with an ouroboros, and a warning that says “the words contained herein are dangerous. Discretion is advised.”

If you’re depressed, avoid impoverished neighborhoods (i.e. shitty flats). Poverty is depressing, and as elitist as that might sound, it’s fucking true.

Go get yourself a flat in a bougie neighborhood, somewhere walkable, with plenty of greenspace, well-maintained infrastructure, and happy neighbors.

You might still be depressed, but it’ll be magnitudes less than if you move into the cheapest place you can find.

(you know who has read it and who hasn’t after you have read it)

By the hollow look in the eyes of the ones who have read his works?

It would need to be cloud-based, or otherwise require a lot of RAM

Whole grain is infinitely better.

The average american is conditioned from birth to prefer mediocre, bland, mass-produced food options with highly refined ingredients and/or highly processed foods with way too much sugar and artificial flavoring.

White bread is the lamest thing. Even “artisanal” bread in america is really just white bread in disguise, unless you know what to look for. I’ve even seen breads labeled as “with whole grains” that are actually just white bread with a few whole grains added in, just enough that they can put it on the label. I fucking hate the food industry here.

Oh, and fun fact: in Europe they call sliced bread “toast” because the only use they have for it is to toast it. Literally any other purpose and they choose a better bread.

I got in trouble once for pronouncing it correctly and people thought I was just being lewd 😭

Touché. You still have to chamber the first round though, so a person would have to be exceedingly stupid to do this.

I just often see people talking about semi-auto as if they think it means fully-auto, so I was confused on the other commenter’s point at first…

Plus it’s supposed to be done with a revolver, so the closest thing that would make sense is “dual-action”

That just means it chambers new rounds automatically. You still have to pull the trigger for every shot.

Is that a 3 or an 8?

The Being-in-the-fediverse is the Existanz of the Daseinbot! 🤯

All we need to do is find someone who thinks, and therefore is. Barring that, we at least need to find someone who can pass a captcha test…

I don’t… think I’m a bot?

But if I don’t think, does that mean I am not?

And if I’m not (as in, a conscious entity), does that mean… I’m a bot? 😱