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fubarx@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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Whippersnappers

fubarx@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • Nounka@lemmy.world
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    13 hours ago

    Joke is on u. The pain meds are for my back and knees and neck and intestines and…

  • BreadOven@lemmy.world
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    16 hours ago

    So you woke up today and chose violence?

    I’m old :(

    Edit: anyone remember dog pile?

  • floppybiscuits@lemmy.world
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    *its time to start going to physical therapy for your back pain.

    That dead butt from sitting at a computer all day isn’t helping anything

    • Obi@sopuli.xyz
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      This. When I switched careers it involved carrying and handling heavy gear all day and so I got back in the gym and it’s changed my life honestly. I’m not even going full gym bro or anything, just do a bit of cardio and resistance training and all that “my back is fucked at 30” nonsense disappeared. Of course I’m excluding folks with actual medical issues.

  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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    15 hours ago

    Motherfucker I just had emergency spine surgery a couple weeks ago.

    My pain is a lot better now but I do need to take another Tylenol in a couple hours.

  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    16 hours ago

    You got me.

  • Aids@lemmy.ml
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    17 hours ago

    No 😭😭😭

  • Hypnotoad_@sh.itjust.works
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    1 day ago

    Altavista

    • CryptoKitten@sh.itjust.works
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      8 hours ago

      astalavista.box.sk

    • FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world
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      14 hours ago

      I was just about to say that!

      I remember when Google was new

  • Lavender Breton @lemmy.zip
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    1 day ago

    I’m at least old enough to remember Internet Explorer

    • jambudz@lemmy.zip
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      8 hours ago

      Netscape

  • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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    1 day ago

    I know this won’t work for everybody, but for me the answer was yoga. I feel healthier now than I did 15 years ago.

    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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      15 hours ago

      Imagine if you started 15 years ago!

    • DrSoap@lemmy.world
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      1 day ago

      I’m super out of shape, have hypermobility in some joints and have a touch of social anxiety. I’ve always been curious about yoga and feel like I could benefit from it. Can you recommend any ways for me to get started to ease my way into it?

      • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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        You don’t actually need anything to start, but a yoga mat helps. If you’re in a major city and it doesn’t make you too anxious, there might be yoga in the park. Your best bet is a real yoga expert who can see what you’re doing wrong and offer advice, usually as part of a group in a studio. If you can’t afford that, then you can probably begin with YouTube. Wear stretchy clothes, like for sports.

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    1 day ago

    I see a lot of memes like and…

    Am I just lucky or something? What the heck is wrong with my brethren xennials that yall are falling apart already?

    • Delilah@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      13 hours ago

      For me it was a blue collar career

  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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    2 days ago

    Ah yes, the young whippersnapper Ask Jeeves!

    • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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      1 day ago

      Any reason to switch to this snazzy new service over Webcrawler?

      • Nonprophet@lemmy.world
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        1 day ago

        You always remember your first…

      • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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        1 day ago

        The oldest search engine I could specifically remember using was Hotbot, but it debuted in 1996 and I’d been online for 2 years at that point. I don’t remember what I used before it.

        • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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          Webcrawler and yahoo! are the earliest I recall using.

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            I remember using Yahoo!, so that’d be it.

          • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.world
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            Lycos was a big deal for a while, and apparently debuted in 1994. They had a dog and everything. Altavista was certainly a thing for some time as well.

            Webcrawler edged out Lycos to be the oldest by about a month.

            • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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              15 hours ago

              I don’t think I ever used Altavista,…at least for search. Certainly used it for babelfish.

              Astalavista, yea. But that was a different site entirely…

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              Good call, I’d forgotten about Lycos.

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    The name’s in the picture.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      Everyone seeing this meme regardless of their age: “Oof! Ouch! My back-bones!”

  • Arachnidbrilliant@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I don’t need no drugs to calm me

  • DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world
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    Where yall getting meds at?

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    2 days ago

    Funny, because I just took some ibuprofen for my knee.

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