RFC 2549: https://www.rfc-editor.org/rfc/rfc2549

This problem was solved years ago: https://spectrum.ieee.org/pigeonbased-feathernet-still-wingsdown-fastest-way-of-transferring-lots-of-data

Funny, but fake: https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2019/01/fake-news-cousins-arrested-after-refusing-to-stop-having-sex-during-funeral-ceremony.html

You may want to do some research into Japanese wood joinery. There are some amazing techniques out there. Just one of them…

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