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As a person with cats, I prefer anything but black because their hair is highly visible. But sometimes you gotta settle with what’s available.

Concept of a joke.

Looks interesting. Marked it for exploration. Too many cool projects to explore and not enough time!

Fucking zionists.

Well goddamn, you’re right. I’m amazed.

Just cut your hair short or shave your head. At this point, long hair makes you look weird.

“Speak English motherfucker.”

thanks to my husband

It’s all my husband’s fault that I want to curse my child with a shitty name. How they go through life doesn’t matter to me. They’re my creation, and what I want is all that matters.

What the actual fuck. Just name your kid Paisley if you don’t care about their experience after they leave your body. Whether kids know who Jessica Simpson is or not, you’re giving your kid a stupid name. They will correctly hate you for it.

The expression on the orange-bad’s face is one of complete lack of comprehension.

Watch Die Hard.

Hey, if the little guy wants to stand in a stooped position and drool and think about birds flapping their wings to generate wind, who are you to get in the way of his dreams. Be an enabler.

I hate this guy so much. Hope he gets run over by one of his shitty trucks in full self/driving mode. Best part is that they turn off FSD right before impact to absolve blame. Oh, poor guy got smooshed, but FSD wasn’t to blame.

Joke’s on you. I don’t clean the kitchen.

I can’t see four. I’m sure it’s there, it just doesn’t appear to me.

They have these giant pretzels. And hotdogs that have been on the heater for a week. Fine dining if you’re in the area.

Goddamnit, I just shat my pants.

Which is why I said that I’m a purist. But whatever works, they’re both worth exploring. I got dug-in on my solution a decade ago and haven’t really had a reason to change once I learned it.

I wanna grab a light meal and beers with Todd.

Ffs, I wish people thought this way. Oh shit, I need to cross five lanes of traffic right now!