I don’t think you should be putting anything that unscrews like that in your asshole.
Probably not. But it’s better than my current method of just my keys on a string.
What if we added a recesssd latch?
But the bondage possibilities are wild…
Apparently there’s a whole market.
A hole market if you will
now that’s actually cool.
I… Impressive.
She jingles loudly while she dances,
Leading oft to pantsless romances.
Careful early planning, she stays worry free,
As her bottom always holds the key.
You’re welcome.
… To her bottom.
“Ugh… I sat on my keys!”
I get people are arguing about fake/AI, but… KMART is still alive and kicking? I thought they died off like Radio Shack and Blockbuster.
This is the Australian Kmart.
Do not put that up your pooper. It may look like a anal plug, but it separates and that will be a weird hospital visit to the ER.
on the shitpost meter, you score 60%
I don’t know, is it any better then the Butt Plug Nug Jug?
At least you’ll always have them with you.
You’d get all this shit in the seam
I would not trust that.
never lose keys again
I guess if it pops open then they won’t be “lost”, but the flared base won’t help get them out.
They missed the chance to name it unko
If it was in your ass you’d know.
