“Think about it guys… If we just grab ALL the dicks, and then hide them inside our bodies, they’ll be NONE left for the gay people!!! Ultimate straight win 2024!!!”

100%

NOT TODAY NATURAL URGES FOR FIRM MAN CHESTS!!!

“Who on earth” doesn’t only speak of quantity, it also speaks of quality.

The amount of decent, quality people with something to say and contribute to the Twitter is down to almost nothing, relative to what it was prior to elon.

You can lose “just” 20% of the cereal in your bowl of lucky charms… Yes, most of the mass is still technically in the bowl, but you can lose all the marshmallows in that equation, meaning you’ve lost all the color, texture and flavor that made the whole thing interesting in the first place - you’re then only left with the mostly flavorless, empty, gray, soggy kibble pieces. You’re mistaking a pulse, for a meaningful quality of life.

So, that’s modern Twitter, it’s the plain gray kibble* disintegrating in warming milk. And for “fun” they’ve actually added dog shit, rat poison and rusted razor blades to the kibble.

They increasingly can’t view those posts though.

And I’d argue that the general public actually does care, you can see this reflected in places like all EV sales rising EXCEPT for tesla, Twitter losing half of its advertising revenue (a reflection of elon/Twitter being toxic to their sales goals and the platform rapidly losing eyeballs) and of course basic meme culture. The public care enough to laugh at and reject him.

So actually a lot of reality in clear opposition of your unsupported opinion there…

Reality is much less people than previous. Careful of the metrics you’re looking at when they originate with elon - he’s notorious for creative accounting with the equivalent of counting a Twitter “impression” as anyone who typed a “t” into their search bar.

I understand your apprehension, sometimes the stubborn folks need to actually feel the pain before they realize they actually will give a little… Hopefully your community can move the person to shift

They use it because you visit

Who the fuck still uses Twitter?

This is like a press release about a random gopher farting in the woods in Prague - this “news” is mildly relevant to a total of 7 people in the entire universe.

“…because we’ve probably already hired 90% of them in the history of our company”

We only had two bits!

Uh yes, life please… Oh wait!!!

Can’t stop thinking about how your mom is the 8th largest pyramid.

Potential convicted felon president with many active indictments looking to give himself blanket immunity for all crime and appointing himself dictator president for life. All while every year is the hottest year on record, there isn’t enough housing, actually nazis feel safe to actively demonstrate in public, a million less Americans are alive post COVID and all of the world’s wealth is split between 7 people and all the world’s companies owned by 4 parent companies…

What the fuck are you talking about dystopian?

100%, especially considering I’m in a small town, rent and business costs are relatively low and they are not sourcing high quality ingredients or anything, just the same standard staple Sysco/USFoods crap that schools, prisons and hospitals also use.

It’s a correct statement. I’ve already been doing it, but from now on, work to train yourself. Whenever you type his name, his full name is “convicted felon donald trump” anywhere and everywhere you type it.

Needed now more than ever to expose bullshit… At a local Thai restaurant, only menu listing on yelp was 3 years old, showing an $11 Pad Thai. Actual menu had all the prices sharpied out, and when you asked for current prices… $17 for a small portion, basic Pad Thai!!!

Do the dandelion dance! Blast techno! Wear a speedo! Celebrate nature’s bounty, yo!!

Where the crypto and AI bloat?

Brave sucks and the people behind brave suck.

Stop expecting anything valuable from the “crypto” browser

Do they also claim to have the self awareness to understand that thing is fucking creepy