I would totally hunt down a werewolf and subdue them with belly rubs, butt scritches, and…shit, does this make me a furry? Is this how it starts?

That or “Simple Man!”. My bassist friend hates when I yell it out.

Why?

You have to sing it like the subway commercial.

“Bro, you need to get your kid to watch Peppa pig or something because I can’t understand her half the time.”

So, was he high when he cut his hair like a hat? It seems like an idea when you are high.

Just build the damn robot, shinji!

Anna Taylor joy looks like the fancy changeling.

Too hot to handle!

Taco’s pubercuts

I tried. I’m new, I don’t know any better!

rejectedbatmanvilliansarch

And then the cravings begin…

Well, most of them didn’t get paid either…

Lies! There is no potatoe, only sadness.

“BLEH! I’m sorry, I’m already in a committed relationship. Bleh!”

No cap, I hate this with every fiber in my being.

"I am not here to talk to them. You are the hand chosen by the master! Yours is the wheel of blood! Yours is the sword of Michael! "

Meatloaf.