And the name of that boat? Albert Einstein.

Isn’t that just fried tofu?

I would totally hunt down a werewolf and subdue them with belly rubs, butt scritches, and…shit, does this make me a furry? Is this how it starts?

That or “Simple Man!”. My bassist friend hates when I yell it out.

Why?

You have to sing it like the subway commercial.

“Bro, you need to get your kid to watch Peppa pig or something because I can’t understand her half the time.”

So, was he high when he cut his hair like a hat? It seems like an idea when you are high.

Just build the damn robot, shinji!

Anna Taylor joy looks like the fancy changeling.

Too hot to handle!

Taco’s pubercuts

I tried. I’m new, I don’t know any better!

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And then the cravings begin…

Well, most of them didn’t get paid either…

Lies! There is no potatoe, only sadness.

“BLEH! I’m sorry, I’m already in a committed relationship. Bleh!”

No cap, I hate this with every fiber in my being.