I was just chewing on a Pen.
Penius… but it was a Bic pen and my name is Dick so, my friends call me Bicius Dickius.
Burritus of beefitus
Half an hour and no upvotes on this great comment? What has this world come to when people aren’t upvoting Life of Brian gifs?
I wish my wife was named Biggus Dickius. For many reasons….
And I thought I had to post this… Thank you
Yourmomius
Dammit, I had the same idea! Apparently your mom was already taken. This woman is busy!
Sounds meaty
And moist too.
More commonly known as Pussius
Cuntius Assius
Vaginius
“He has a wife, you know… Do you know what she’s called?”
Not Virginius
Assius
Bussius
@lietuva (Pussyus) and I, Fatcockius are going to the tavern, want to join us?
we also found Bussius (@ValarieLenin@midwest.social)
we need to find Gockius
Garlic Breadious
Aaah! That’s where Biggus Dickus is coming from!
Anius
Little Caesar’s Crazy Puffius
Gummi bearius
Croissantius 🥐
Pussyius
M&Mius Withius Peanutius
pizzaius
General Tsoisius
