Yoghurt. The Schwartz is strong with this one.

Jeez what’d I do

I think she was included to mock the notion of aristocratic bloodlines. Arranged (forced) marriages between royal families were always for the purpose of procreation and, well…

But yeah, you need so much setup and context and certainty around the bona fides of the OP that the punchline itself (if I’m even right about the intended punchline) just gets suffocated.

There’s only one guaranteed way this joke would land and that’s if Vivian herself had posted it.

fucking magnificent clapback, holy shit

You bastard. I wanted to downvote this so bad.

Regressives. As opposed to Progressives.

Slopper.

“Wow this guy’s portraits are really good!”

“Nah he’s just a slopper”

I literally went and bought her audiobook after reading this post A few chapters in and it’s hard to believe it was written 20 years ago and not, like, last week.

the most heavily armed citizens in America are, by and large, A-OK with events as they are currently unfolding. they just want a pretext to shoot a load of brown people and soy liberal cucks

Plenty of despots around the world stayed in power for decades and died peacefully in their beds. Tyranny as a means of maintaining power is a “solved problem” and Americans are no smarter or more sophisticated than the citizens of North Korea, Cameroon, Congo or Uganda. Or Spain or Portugal for that matter.

Wait what’s happened in New York?

Subjects/

I mean, it’s almost the entire service and retail economy. Shout out to the driver of the truck that did the delivery to the supermarket of the turkey you’ll poop out the next day. We owe everything to everyone.

Merry Christmas and may your next poop be a blessed one.

Zombie Jesus will surely forgive us

“fanfic” absolutely sent me. That’s exactly what it is. Stealing!

“Take this and eat it” works in either context.

You’re far from the only one. Hang in there.

As you wish, you piece of shit.

KEVIN, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

I was fully expecting sapnu puas, what a wholesome surprise!