and then a few months later:

86 was a big year

(amazing box set)

Godzilla Dick One

Nigirius 🍣. That’s not problematic at all.

We’re all friends, yay! Upvotes for everyone!

Oh fuck that got me good

The 2nd Amendment.

His literal last words.

Please tell me it’s true

Edit: it’s fucking true

Well…that’s a pity.

Doesn’t matter what the scale is: it’s still zero.

Adam Sandler!

I think that’s what it’s supposed to say but we’ve all Don’t Dead Open Insided it

Yoghurt. The Schwartz is strong with this one.

Jeez what’d I do

I think she was included to mock the notion of aristocratic bloodlines. Arranged (forced) marriages between royal families were always for the purpose of procreation and, well…

But yeah, you need so much setup and context and certainty around the bona fides of the OP that the punchline itself (if I’m even right about the intended punchline) just gets suffocated.

There’s only one guaranteed way this joke would land and that’s if Vivian herself had posted it.

fucking magnificent clapback, holy shit

You bastard. I wanted to downvote this so bad.

Regressives. As opposed to Progressives.

Slopper.

“Wow this guy’s portraits are really good!”

“Nah he’s just a slopper”