What’s a face watch, and why does the camera want to cut it?

How much does the USA have in assets? I’m willing to bet more than $34,000,000,000,000.00.

No, it works under the faucet. You’re just impatient because it didn’t turn on after 1ms, so you move your hand closer and it turns on so you think it’s nearsighted.

The 90s only looked like that on film sets and at rich people’s homes.

I’m not sure who needs to know this, but they make angled mounting kits for ceiling fans.

No black people in Alabama or Boston apparently.

The Samsung S22 cameras do suck, but there doesn’t seem to be any traction in getting customer satisfaction.

My local Walmart has it for $1.47 in grape, cherry, and lemon. Looks like Walgreens has it too!

Sprite and magnesium citrate. A dose takes about 30 minutes to work, so if you dilute it in a 20 ounce bottle it should hit at about the 2 hour mark depending on how your body reacts.

Holy shit, that ratio

Why is the house also saying “Oh Yea-aaaaa!” …?

They’re not either.

This is a meme?

Only a nerd would have more than one email address with the same domain.

Only if there’s traffic. It says it only takes a minute without traffic.

I’m 100% behind this, but only because I moved and kept my old number so my area code no longer matches where I live. Unknown numbers with a local area code, there’s a good chance it’s the library it plumber calling me back about something I’ve already forgotten asking them about.

You were surprised that indie-darling, continuously updated, save-synced, casual game Stardew Valley is the #1 game on the Steam Deck? To begin with, that doesn’t speak for popularity on Steam overall, and do I really need to go on?..

Why does it take you so long to make a manly manure?

Works for beavers too, and you’re more likely to have a mammal as a pet.

Hide-a-shroom.