What the actual fuck.
I hope he gets beat up again with the medal
Todays episode of USA is wild:
Two weeks after 19-year-old Edward Coristine was viciously assaulted during a carjacking in Washington D.C., the White House says it would consider giving the administration official a Presidential Medal of Freedom for his bravery.
A 15-year-old girl and 15-year-old boy were subsequently arrested and remain in juvenile jail as the investigation continues.
Nice plot twist by the writers 10/10. Excited for the next episodes of the series.
I cannot believe the state of the country where I have to read bullshit like this.
The real horror is that we’re never going back to a non-spectacle government or media state.
This is how it will be forever until something radically changes the world or we all collectively move onto other interests and stop clicking on these stories.
Tiny, mincey, chemical castrated balls.
I don’t believe this story for one second.
Also that picture is designed to get a reaction. All that blood is from his nose. Not like they cut him up.
He was as probably talking shit and a child punched him.
Very convenient that Trump‘s justifying martial law with this DOGE guys “attack.” About as convenient as Trump’s failed “assassination” attempt.
Brb, gonna put a maxi pad on my ear in his honor
Staged to bring in the National Guard. Release the files.
Release the Trump/Epstein files
Will always upvote this
Never gonna argue with this reply
We need a sandbox thing like browsers have but for RL events like these that the current administration dreams up so we can keep them isolated from our actual archives
If you’re referring to a separate archiving system that we can add these articles to that only contain content like this then I could do that.
I already have one built that I run internally for my own use.
I use open source software that we could all use: https://docs.archivebox.io/v0.6.0/README.html
I don’t believe any of the stories coming out of this administration about this incident. If true he started it and deserved the ass beating. Matter of fact he deserves worse then a ass beating. He should be hung.
*hanged
*Drawn and quartered
“I love sketching the curves of your body and you’re welcome to stay here for the evening, if you like.”
“Then later, out come the intestines”
Whoa there. Cooler heads prevail here. He is a terd bag and needs to be prosecuted and thrown in prison when we take our home back at the minimum. But let’s hold off on the rope right now. I’ve seen enough of that shit that it shakes me to my core and I only wish it on the absolute worse of people. He is not that, yet.
He’s old enough to know what he’s doing and won’t learn a goddamn thing from any sort of punishment. He’ll never experience the punishment he deserves, unfortunately. The rope or a bullet would be too quick and easy for a shitweasel like this but he will never see it anyway. He’ll be spreading the maga fuckboy cancer for years to come.
Nah. Traitors get what they asked for. A short drop and a tight knot.
Jesus fucking Christ, I sometimes feel like one of the more violent motherfuckers on here, but advocating for hanging this child is beyond even me.
Me: Get armed, learn safety and local laws, practice. Fascism is here. It’s here now. Fighting back may end in your personal extinction.
Mods: BANNED
Also lemmy: “Hang this punk kid!”
Mods: Meh. I’ll allow it.
Idk, he is an adult, and is very much a part of this regime. Lemmy often talk about the guillotines. I’d say he is clearly part of the large group who deserve such a fate.
His online name is “big balls” so he may or may not be hung already.
Anyone who feels the need to brag is lacking, IME
What I have barely even counts as a penis.
Ladies? ;)
Oof sorry dude, that isn’t the loophole.
He ain’t nicknamed for his dick…
It was a joke… cause the start of the headline is “big balls” and the commenter ended with “he should be hung.” Which obviously there’s Linguistic belief around whether that should be “hanged” or not.
Big balls definitely isn’t hung or he would have a different nickname and he should be hanged as a traitor.
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I see you’ve never heard of any big guys nicknames being Tiny?
Testicular Torsion is no joke
Nor is identity theft.
Maybe he’s Nicki Minaj’s cousin who got a bad side effect from the vaccine.
Yeah, we had a friend in high school who had a testicle related nickname because he came to school talking about how his nads were all swollen. Wouldn’t shut up about it neither. So from them on he was Big Red.
I wish that Big Balls got spayed. Preferably, with many kicks to the sack.
Imagine if the bullet was just two inches to the right, what kind of utopia we would be living in right now.
Someone just as bad would have replaced him. The problem isn’t him specifically, it’s all the people who voted for him.
Yeah, I wonder sometimes if this is the best case scenario… He’s a genuine idiot that frequently bites the hands that feed. He’s the worst person to lead the GOP.
Yep, the problem would be worse because he would be a martyr and out of the news enough that his crimes would fade away into history. And a different fascist would lead that group. At least this way, there is some chance a few more people will finally understand he is a lying thieving scumbag pedophile rapist with no intention of ever helping anyone other than himself.
What bullet?
….you say that as if it wasn’t staged or that there was a bullet to begin with.
That was totally staged.
it was staged
Those kids should be getting medals instead.
Teenagers beat up Government Staffer BIG BALLS and now BIG BALLS is going to Receive the Highest Presidential Medal for getting BEAT UP by Kids! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
After talking about his own personal experience with violence in D.C., thanking Leavitt for Trump’s actions and slamming Democrats, Johnson asked if the president would consider Coristine—better known by his online nickname “Big Balls”—for a Presidential Medal of Freedom in view of his “heroic actions just a few blocks from this building.”
“Perhaps it’s something he would consider,” Leavitt replied.
You can stop reading now.
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leavitts necklace cross gets bigger the more she lies.
If that were the case she wouldn’t be able to carry it anymore much less wear it
Nobel Peace Prize for the great & powerful Big Balls!!!
