And Dr. Pepper

Would be cooler if it was.

Mouth/anus is just one hole since humans are doughnut shaped.

Don’t forget bellybutton.

Are you a cat? Who chews on their shoelaces?

Jokes on you, I picked rock.

Did you see the pope’s ridiculous costume? Couldn’t even wear a suit to his own funeral.

You make international trade so much fun.

Between that and flipping a coin. At least the group chat has more opportunities for someone to point out a stupid idea.

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Protip: If you suggest the fish smell is coming from her you won’t have to worry about it anymore.

I prefer the classic post it note personally.

Look at the big spender over here. That’s what the spaghetti stained margarine container is for.

If we really want to get spicy then add some ranch.

Which column?

This might be the most beautiful thing I’ve ever read.

What happens if it isn’t available in your area do you get a notification or you just sit there waiting?

I’m the smartest person in the world and agree with you completely.

Sounds just like the fruit.

I have one of their stereo receivers in my living room.