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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago
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    More milk per milk.

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      Instructions unclear, snorts powdered milk…

  • PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Use condensed milk with your milk powder. More milk still.

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      You’re flirting with powers beyond your understanding.

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        I’ll show those fools! Laugh at me will they? Not for long! Bwahahahah.

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      One milk away from tres leches

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        Powdered milk + regular milk + sweetened condensed milk

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      Cave Johnson here

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        That made me laugh more than it should.

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    • lemmus@lemmy.world
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      Mmiillkk

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      One of my favourite scenes

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    you’re just adjusting the water to milk solids ratio, diluting the already water-free milk powder. For maximum effect, snort the milk powder directly.

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    Fight Milk!

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      Caw!!!

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    Get prenganant with second skelenton

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      *preganté

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      You joke, but a calcified fetus in the womb for years is possible. It was a bizarre read, i don’t remember the condition’s name.

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    Now with Vitamin R!

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    *skellington

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    Pour the freaking mulk, Josh!

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      The man wants a glass of molk!

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    Milk++

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      No good story ever began with a glass of milk.

      Anthony Burgess: Hold my milk plus.

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    Now with vitamin R

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      8$???

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        Almond tits are microscopic, takes forever just to fill a thimble, let alone a carton!

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    Milk 2: Electric Boogaloo

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    That’s just Megamilk™

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    There’s this thing called “fortified breast milk” for infant babies, where you mix breast milk with fortifiers ( could be formulas, aka powdered milk) to increase the calories count or other nutrition.

    (Disclaimer: DO NOT do this unless under strict instructions from your pediatrician)

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