Fetch the treasury! I must have it!

The only way I’m gonna believe is if greys land in DC, enter the White House, and drag Trump away for intergalactic trial because he also molested one of their minors.

Playstation Plus was the last streaming service I used. The titles were garbage and so was the quality. I don’t know why I ever bothered when I’ve got thousands of games archived locally. I’ll go back to dumpster diving office PCs before I ever use a virtual instance again.

Had to tape it down to make sure it didn’t fly away.

Similarly:

Yeast: I’m going to eat all this sugar and produce a toxin that will kill off competing organisms!

Humans: HAHA! Funny juice make head all silly…

I’m reminded of this Uwos video…

TELL THAT TO THE CLONES YOU ALSO ABANDONED!!!

*Deep kshhh pshhhhh* Alright… You know what? That’s it… I’m cutting off your other hand.

The video in question, since nobody’s linked you. At 33 seconds you hear what appears to be an audible fart/shart. Given how fast he cleared the room after and some of the facial expressions, it does seem very likely he did.

33 seconds, and yeah, all I heard was a squeak. It was everyone else’s reaction that really cements it. Particularly him clearing the room so fast. There’s a breakdown in the video’s comments with time stamps.

The right.

I look at it this way, don’t let some asshole tell you how you should feel. You build up bias toward it, you’re going to go in with that bias. Watch a movie because you want an experience.

Clearly it’s a Danish conversation with a woman who has a small penis fetish…

Hvad, Alena? (What, Alena?)

Alena: PP TINY! YES ❤️

Lol, corrected!

Shortly after Donnie finds out…

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

​The RADICAL LEFT wants you to eat bugs and kale. NOT ON MY WATCH! We are building a massive reserve of Big Mac Coins. High quality, high VALUE! I met with the Hamburglar—great guy, very misunderstood—and he agrees: the Mac Coin is going to the MOON! Crypto is fine, but you can’t eat a Bitcoin! A total disaster for SLEEPY JOE, but a HUGE WIN for your stomach! 🇺🇸🍔💰 🇺🇸#BigMacStandard #FastFoodFinancials

Shoes came off and everything.

The real obsolete media player.

The year is 1987, Christmas has just pasaed. This baby gets plugged in down in the finished basement. You and your older brother are sitting down on the carpet for the first time to check out this game, Super Mario Bros. Your only gaming experience so far has been the Atari 2600 and C64…

Yes, actually, some players had thicker spindles.

So here’s the story, at least as far as I understood it… 45s were created during a format war between Columbia records and RCA, a la betamax VS VHS, cd/dvd vs laser disc, or Blu-ray vs HD DVD. RCA’s 45s were designed to compete against Columbia’s 33s as both of them fought to create a sturdier successor to the old shellac 78 designs and bring a more reliable standard to the industry.

The larger hole was claimed to be a design feature that gave the records more stability, but really, RCA just wanted to make them incompatible with other players…

In the end, 33 LPs won. Turns out, people and musicians wanted whole albums, not just singles. Whoda thunk? However, 45s ended up being perfect for jukebox players. Plus, we got those nifty convertors, also called a spider, that ultimately made it so it didn’t matter as long as your player had a speed setting.

Fun fact, my first record player ever was actually a Fisher Price, and if you look, it’s got a built-in 45 adaptor that just popped up when you pressed it. It sounded about as good as you would expect, but I loved it.

I’m gonna go feel old now…

At least that’s only 2 months away. We’ve got Easter shit out already up here!

Gotcha, no worries!

Santa Claus/Christmas?

Have to go to the mall and sit on Santa’s lap to tell him what you want for Christmas. If you’ve been a good boy or girl, you’ll get it.

Sugar daddy relationships usually involve exchanging sexual favors for gifts. Quite a few of them also include kinks like bratting and/or praise kinks, i.e. “Good girl.”

The analogy should be pretty obvious.

Where’s my “I’m up all night working alone, cause today is just another day” crew?